Turkeys
What did Aunt Bethany say at the dinner table?
The Pledge of Allegiance
What problem did Eddie's youngest daughter used to have?
Crossed eyes
What were the Griswold's neighbors' first names?
Todd and Margo
Who said "Oh dear, did I break wind?"
Aunt Bethany
How many imported Italian twinkle lights does Clark use on the house?
25,000