You weren’t truly dramatic in the 2000s unless you ended an argument by closing this device with a snap.
What is a flip phone?
Girl’s whole life looked like a Pantene commercial, locked in a tower with zero split ends and too much free time.
Who is Rapunzel?
Classic Christmas film where boy must defend himself from bumbling burglars.
What is Home Alone?
"Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so"
What is Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter?
This colorful veggie dish mixes potatoes, peas, and carrots.
What is aloo matar gajar?
This icy online world let us waddle, throw snowballs, and get banned for saying “heck.”
What is Club Penguin?
Girl lost her favorite Nikes at a party, dude tracked her down using footwear forensics, and somehow it worked out.
Who is Cinderella?
This yellow dad taught us donuts fix everything.
Who is Homer Simpson?
"Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me, oh
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me, oh, oh-oh"
What is Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield?
This lentil-and-meat dish simmers overnight until it becomes a thick, comforting stew.
What is haleem?
Friday nights were for begging your parents to take you here, grabbing snacks, and arguing over which movie to rent.
What is Blockbuster?
Goody two shoes girl tries drugs for the first time and makes enemies with poker.
Who is Alice in Wonderland?
In baseball, you start and end here.
What is home base?
"I beg and borrow and steal
At first sight, and it's real"
What is Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen?
A rice pudding dessert.
What is kheer?
This glowing toy let you create pixelated “art” on a black board — until the bulbs started disappearing.
What is Lite Brite?
Girl is confused about her gender, while learning kung fu.
Who is Mulan?
This orange-logo giant is the errand paradise for dads.
What is Home Depot?
"I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me"
What is Somewhere Only We Know by Keane?
Peshawar's proof that beef, chili, and street smoke are elite.
What is chapli kebab?
In Shrek 2, this giant gingerbread warrior stormed the castle while “I Need a Hero” blasted in the background.
Who is Mongo?
Bro pulled up demanding a whole child as payment — biggest red flag in fairy-tale history.
Who is Rumpelstiltskin?
The practice of buying a property with the intent to quickly renovate and resell it for a profit.
What is flipping homes?
"This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a new world order"
What is Lose Yourself by Eminem?
This Eid dish divides the nation — some call it a delicacy, others call it trauma.
What is kaleji?