What is the main course of a Thanksgiving dinner?
Turkey
True or false: The first Thanksgiving feast was eaten outdoors.
True
What are female turkeys called?
Hens
Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?
It's a crummy job
What did the Thanksgiving Turkey say to the Christmas ham?
Nice to MEAT you.
Name 3 foods found in a Thanksgiving feast.
Turkey, potatoes, green beans, cranberry sauce, stuffing, ham, pie, eggs, bread and butter, etc.
True or false: During the first Thanksgiving, turkey was consumed.
False
What are male turkeys called?
Toms
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies
Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
He could bring his own drumsticks
Are female or male turkeys used in the Thanksgiving feast?
Both!
True or false: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada.
True
What sport uses the term "turkey"?
Bowling -- three strikes in a row
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed filling
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food
How do you know if cranberries are sweet enough for harvest?
You see if they bounce.
True or false: Only female turkeys gobble.
False -- only males!
On average, how many feathers do adult turkeys have?
3500
What do you call a group of musical sweet potatoes?
A yam session
What do you call a turkey who tells jokes?
A comedi-hen
Which type of food from the first Thanksgiving is now the most hardly eaten during the celebration?
Seafood
True or false: A potato was the first Thanksgiving vegetable to be grown in space.
True -- in 1995!
What is a nickname for Thanksgiving day?
Turkey day
Why was the corn invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because the corn was a-maize-ing!
Why didn't the turkey want to live on the farm anymore?
He wanted to be free like a human.