The food
This dish is NEVER made with raisins.
What is potato salad?
The relative who prays too long before the food.
Who is Zion Brown?
This TV network plays nonstop holiday movies.
What is BET
The thing that always starts an argument before dinner.
What is spades?
The artist whose music is guaranteed to play while cooking.
Who is Mary J Blige?
The first thing aunties ask when you walk in the house.
What is “did you eat”?
The auntie who pulls you aside to ask about your grades, your job, your relationship, and your whole life in 30 seconds.
Who is cousin tasha?
After eating, the family watches this sport.
What is football
The thing you pretend you don’t like but secretly eat all of anyway.
Who is cranberry sauce?
The cookout/Thanksgiving anthem that makes everybody dance.
What is before I let go?
This macaroni dish must be baked or it doesn’t count.
What is real Mac and cheese ?
The kids who get yelled at for running in and out the house.
Who is London Harris ?
The sound everyone makes when the mac and cheese is perfectly baked.
What is “oooohhh yes”
The reason the living room gets loud even though nobody’s arguing.
What is “people talk over eachother for no reason“
The song older folks start line-dancing to.
Whats the electric slide?
This dessert causes arguments between sweet potato and pumpkin lovers.
What is the sweet potato pie?
The uncle who falls asleep on the couch after one plate.
Who is Mr.Clayton/Uncle Jerome
The phrase older relatives use to tell you to get out the kitchen.
What is ”Get out from over that food”
The dish everybody races to get before it runs out because there’s never enough.
What is rolls / Hawaiian rolls ?
This type of music often plays in Black homes during Thanksgiving while cooking and eating.
What is R&B
The dish you don’t touch unless you know exactly who made it.
What is the greens / potato salad / stuffing (any is acceptable)?
The relative who wants to make everyone take pictures before eating.
Who is auntie shelia ?
The movie many Black families watch during the holidays starring Chris Brown?
What is This Christmas?
The yearly lie everyone hears but pretends to believe
What is ”we’re eating on time this year”
What dance gets all the Moores to get up and dance?
What is the moore slide?