Who's in the family
This relative is not allowed to cook the collard greens anymore
Ireta
You will get fussed at instantly for doing this before prayer
What is trying to fix your plate early?
What did Charlie brown eat for thanksgiving
Popcorn, toast, jellybeans
You know you’re in trouble when someone cuts in line while this is happening.
What is a sale / someone checking out?
The first thing you do after paying your bills each month.
What is check your bank account/ What is cry/ Eat noodles
This family member brings the family together, but will be ready to go with a to go plate 30 minutes after arriving.
Mamie B, or Grandma
You better not come in the kitchen after this person has cleaned it
What is the mother/Ireta
n Home Alone, Kevin McCallister used this item to make it look like people were dancing in the house when the burglars were watching from outside
What is mannequins / cardboard cutouts?
The item people always run out of before the weekend.
What is toilet paper / milk?
This becomes the most exciting purchase of the month.
What are groceries
The family member who complains about eating but comes to eat
Teedy or Alfred
This is why dinner starts at 5pm, even though everyone was told 3 pm
What is the food isn't ready or What is Ireta waits until last minute
This drink is hard to find, but it is hidden secretly for the holidays, but not everyone can handle it
What is Moon shine
This happens every time kids go grocery shopping with parents.
What is they beg for candy / snacks?
You realize this is more fun than going out.
The one who says "Don't touch that I need to get a video first."
Farrah
You'll get a side eye if you ask for this while people are cooking
What is a taste or sample
After the Thanksgiving meal, everyone does this
What is take a nap/Fall asleep
That one person who stops in the middle of the aisle for no reason.
Who is the slow walker?
The thing you never thought you’d get excited about: scheduling this.
What is dentist/taxes, car maintenance
This family member makes the best banana pudding
Alex & Mii
Touching this without permission will get you the stare of death from every adult in the house.
What is grandmas purse? /Mom's purse
The weekend of thanksgiving there is a game that everyone has been waiting for
What is the FL vs FSU game/Football game
The most stressful moment at checkout that always starts a mini argument.
What is the coupon debate / price check?
The biggest adulting fail everyone experiences at least once.
What is forgetting to pay a bill / burning dinner / losing keys?