What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
What was the famous rock for Thanksgiving?
Plymouth Rock
If Thanksgiving was made a National Holiday in 1863, how many years has it been a National Holiday?
What is 163 years.
What type of key doesn't help you open any doors?
A tur-key!
What is maize?
Corn
Farmer Bob had 14 turkeys. He sold half of them and cooked three others for a Thanksgiving feast. How many turkey remain?
What is 4 turkeys.
What should you never pick at the Thanksgiving table?
Your nose!
If you eat all the turkeys, delicious sides and desserts you might gain this much weight. Solve: (6x4)+(55-4)
What is 75?
If you need 1/2 a cup of flour for one pumpkin pie, how many cups of flour will you need for 4 pies?
What is 2 cups of flour.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
The first Thanksgiving lasted this many days.
What is 3 days?
What is a turkey thankful for at Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians!