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The most common cause of a turkey fryer explosion.
What is placing a frozen turkey in the fryer?
This is the most common arrhythmia seen in holiday heart.
What is atrial fibrillation?
According to the National Highway Safety Association, 40% of holiday car accidents involve this contributing factor.
What is alcohol?
Turkey meat is cooked to this temperature.
What is 165 deg F?
These 2 NCDs are most commonly exacerbated by Turkey Day.
What is CHF and diabetes?
The following statement about the metabolism of ethanol is correct:
A. Approximately 20 mg/dL is eliminated per hour in nontolerant individuals
B. Cytochrome P450 is responsible for the majority of metabolism
C. Elimination occurs predominantly by renal metabolism
D. It is characterized by zero-order kinetics at lower concentrations
What is A?
Uncle Joe chokes on his Thanksgiving turkey and, despite the Heimlich, codes. These are two airway maneuvers you attempt.
What is food extraction with forceps/Magils, finger sweep, intubation, push food bolus low with the tube into the right main stem, cric...
This is the official medical term for holiday heart.
What is alcohol-induced atrial arrhythmias?
This turkey producer maintains a 1-800 number to field all holiday bird prep questions.
What is butterball?
This is a snood.
What is the fleshy skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak?
Aunt Jane decided to try and brew her own alcohol for Thanksgiving. Now, the family is blind. This was the alcohol she produced and this bi-product resulted in blindness.
What is methanol and formic acid.