Things We Know About Joseph (Jesus' Adoptive Dad)
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200

The number of  words recorded spoken from the mouth of Joseph in the four Gospels.

What is "zero"?

200

This gleeful king danced with all his might when the Ark of the Covenant was brought to Jerusalem.

Who is David?  (2 Samuel 6:14)

200

Mr. Encouragement in Acts 4:36

Who is Barnabas?

200

This is the first man in the Bible to be called "man of God."

Who is Moses?  (Deuteronomy 33:1)

200

According to the Bible, which one of Yahweh's servants was the most flagrant lawbreaker?

Moses, because he broke all 10 of God's commandments at once! (Exodus 32:19)

400

Joseph's family home is this town in Israel.

What is Bethlehem?

400

This elderly woman laughed when she heard she would bear a son in her old age.

Who is Sarah, Abraham's wife? (Genesis 18:10-12)

400

Homicide Victim One

Who is Abel, murdered by his brother Cain? (Genesis 3)

400

This strongman's birth was foretold by a man of God with a face like an angel.

Who is Samson? (Judges 13:6)

400

The first tennis match mentioned in the Bible occurred here.

What is when Joseph served in Pharaoh's court?  (Genesis 41:46)

600

The last mention of Joseph is mentioned in this episode, from Luke 2.

What is Jesus teaching in the Temple at age 12?

600

This was the Apostle Paul's second traveling companion.

Who is Silas?  (Acts 15:36-41)

600

Wise Guy

Who is Solomon?

600

This was the only king of Israel to be referred to as a "man of God."

Who is David? (2 Chronicles 8:14)

600

Cain hated his brother this long.

What is as long as he was able? (Abel)

800

The Gospel of Matthew mentions Joseph having this many dreams, as given by God or an angel of God.

What is four?

Matthew 1:20-21  •  Matthew 2:13
Matthew 2:19-20  •  Matthew 2:23

800

This malicious king of Moab sent the prophet Balaam to curse Israel in Numbers 22.

Who is Balak?  (Numbers 22:2-6)

800

Dry Bones Man

Who is Ezekiel?  (Ezekiel 37)

800

This man of God healed a pagan military leader of leprosy by having him dip himself seven times in the Jordan River.

Who is Elisha?  (2 Kings 5)

800

One of the three shortest people in the Bible.

Who is:

1. Zacchaeus, so short he had to climb a tree to see Jesus? Luke 19:2-4
2. Bildad the Shuhite ("shoe height"), one of Job's three friends? Job 2:11
3. Nehemiah ("Knee High Miah"), the central figure of a book that bears his name?

1000

The name of at least one Old Testament king who was an ancestor of Joseph.

Who is David?

Who is Solomon?

Etc.

1000

This king, mentioned 1118 times in the Bible, is the second-most mentioned man (after Jesus).

Who is David?

1000

Beauty Pagent Queen of Iran

Who is Esther?

1000

This person referred to Jesus as a "man of God."

Who is no one?!  Jesus was never called this.
1000

This part of the Promised Land was especially wealthy.

What is the area near the Jordan River where the banks kept overflowing?

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