Misc.
Pilgrims
Food
Knock Knock
Turkeys
100
  • If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?

 A goblet.

100
  • What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? 

A har-vest.

100
  • Why did the cranberries turn red?

 Because they saw the turkey dressing.

100
  • "Knock Knock." 
  • "Who’s there?" 
  • "Dewey." 
  • "Dewy who?" 

"Dewey have to wait long to eat?"

100

What kind of key cannot open doors?

Tur-Key

200
  • Why do turkeys only star in PG-13-rated movies? 

Because they use fowl language!

200
  • What did pilgrims use to bake cookies? 

May-flour!

200
  • Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? 

Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

200
  • "Knock knock." 
  • "Who's there?" 
  • "Arthur." 
  • "Arthur who?" 

"Arthur any leftovers?"

200

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had his own drumsticks.

300
  • What sound does a turkey's phone make? 

Wing wing wing!

300
  • What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? 

Plymouth Rock.

300
  • What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? 

The casse-role.

300
  • "Knock Knock." 
  • "Who's there?" 
  • "Norma Lee." 
  • "Norma Lee who?" 

"Norma Lee I don't eat this much!"

300

"What do you call a running turkey?" 

"Fast food."

400
  • Why was the turkey arrested?

 The police suspected fowl play.

400
  • Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread? 

It's a crummy job.

400
  • What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?

 Squash casserole.

400
  • "Knock knock." 
  • "Who's there?" 
  • "Don." 
  • "Don who?"
  • "Don eat all the gravy, I want some more."


400

"Why did the turkey cross the road?" 

"He wanted people to think he was a chicken."

500
  • What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? 


He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

500
  • Why do Pilgrims' pants always fall down? 

Because they wear their buckles on their hats!

500
  • Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? 

It had 24 carrots.

500
  • "Knock knock." 
  • "Who's there?" 
  • "Annie." 
  • "Annie who?" 

"Annie body seen the turkey?"

500

"What did the turkey say to the computer?"

"Google, google."

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