What smells the best every Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
What is Dracula’s all-time favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
There’s lots of this at Thanksgiving but you don’t want it to be wasted because its meat’s really juicy, just so long as it has been basted. What is it?
Turkey
You see this festive event along the street on this very special day, from Felix to Mickey to Dora and Bugs Bunny, all of the people will make way. What is it?
The Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Is it possible for a turkey to fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.
It has ears but it cannot hear and it has flakes but it has no hair. What is it?
Corn.
Why is it that the turkey didn’t finish its dessert?
Because it was already stuffed.
If you like sweet side dishes, then I will make you a happy fellow as I have sweet potatoes as well as sugar and marshmallow. What am I?
Candied yams.
What is brown, big, and red all over?
A turkey with a scoop of cranberry sauce.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
The annual tradition each and every Thanksgiving Day is watching the great team sport the Lions and Cowboys play. What is it?
A football
It’s something I spy with my little eye. I’m an orange squash that is baked in a pie. What am I?
A pumpkin.
Where did the Pilgrims stand when they landed?
On their feet!
Joke: Why did the pilgrim cross the road?
Because he was actually chasing the turkey!
What will you get if you cross a turkey and a monkey?
A banana that gobbles.
Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips and also as fries. What am I?
A potato.
Which of the Thanksgiving beverages is considered to be sad?
Apple sigh-der.
Joke: Why did the turkey decide to cross the road?
To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
If you want to picture fall, then my image would be best. I am a horn that is filled with all the season’s harvest. What am I?
Cornucopia.
What do the Pilgrims, the Indians, and the Puritans all have in common?
The letter “I.”
Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell each other their secrets in the cornfield?
Because the corn had ears.
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
turKEY!
What is the most favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
Squash
It’s eaten at Thanksgiving as part of the main course. It gets added to your plate in the form of a sauce. What is it?
Cranberry
We sailed across from Europe so we’d have the freedom to worship our God. Once we’d overcome many obstacles, we finally reached dry land at Cape Cod. Who are we?
The pilgrims