Tech Trouble
This sacred ritual fixes 87% of all computer problems.
What is “turning it off and on again”?
This condiment starts wars on the internet when placed on pizza.
What is pineapple?
This animal screams like a human in horror movies.
What is a fox?
A short man throws jewelry into a volcano.
What is The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King?
This exciting activity is just moving money between accounts.
What is budgeting?
This app promises productivity but mostly stores grocery lists and abandoned dreams.
What is Notion?
This instant noodle meal becomes “fine dining” when you add one egg.
What is ramen?
This bird confidently steals your fries while making direct eye contact.
What is a seagull?
Blue people defend a tree with aggressive environmentalism.
What is Avatar?
This item mysteriously multiplies overnight in your kitchen sink.
What are dishes?
This battery percentage causes immediate psychological damage
What is 1%?
This beverage somehow tastes better when someone else paid for it.
What is coffee?
This animal can sleep standing up, which is honestly inspiring.
What is a horse?
A rich man dresses like a bat instead of going to therapy.
What is Batman Begins?
This is the adult version of getting excited for snow days.
What is a meeting cancellation email?
This phrase is what every parent says after you become family tech support.
What is “Since you’re good with computers…”?
This cooking instruction is ignored by everyone making cookie dough.
What is “let cool before serving”?
This “majestic” creature regularly falls over for no reason.
What is a fainting goat?
An iceberg ruins a first date.
What is Titanic?
This phrase means “I have no idea what I’m doing,” professionally.
What is “circling back”?
This mythical place is where missing files supposedly disappear forever.
What is “the cloud”?
This fast-food item always looks nothing like the advertisement.
What is a burger?
This animal has mastered the art of looking unemployed.
What is a panda?
A wizard aggressively withholds information from teenagers.
What is Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
This event makes people suddenly obsessed with lawn quality.
What is home ownership?