What birthday do all African parents choose when they immigrate?
January 1
What is an African parent's favorite thing to do?
Go to the bar
Lie
Take two hours to say goodbye (stalling)
Talk about politics back home
If someone says that the function starts at 9pm, what time does it actually start?
11pm
Their countries flag
Who is Shawn's favorite basketball player?
Kobe Bryant
What app do Africans use to communicate with relatives back home?
What kind of insults to do Africans give?
Animal names - donkey, monkey
Religious names - witch, sinner
Degrading names - stupid, dumb
At this same function, what time do you get to go home?
2am
What is an African's favorite accessory?
Which board members are Psychology majors?
Otshumba and Rahel
What is an African's favorite item to smuggle in/out of the country?
Food
What are common phrases of African parents?
"I'll send you back home"
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it"
"You want to kill me"
"When I was your age..."
If the dress code for an African event is casual, what do they mean?
Dress to impress
What is an Africans favorite response to a compliment?
Which board member has never been to their country?
Ibtisam
What kind of picture must an African take after gaining their citizenship?
Picture in front of the American flag
What makes African parents smile?
Running into their friends at the store
Seeing discounts at the store
When their sons cut their hair
When you take the meat out the freezer
What is the worst mistake to make at an African function?
Coming empty handed
What is an African's dream job for their children?
Doctor, lawyer, or engineer
Which board member tutors all of your favorite athletes?
Inema
What is a yearly activity that African dads must do?
Go back home to "check on the house"
How do African parents show love to their children?
Bringing you food unprompted
Making or buying your favorite food in bulk
Give you money
Buy things of your interests/things you like
What is an essential (and underrated) item to bring to an African function?
A to-go box
What is an African man's favorite channel?
Al Jazeera, CNN or Fox News
What instrument does Atong play?
The clarinet