Clinic Vibes
Diet Coke has become part of this person's personality at this point.
Who is Simran?
A painless, slow-growing eyelid lump caused by a blocked meibomian gland.
Often persists despite warm compresses.
What is a chalazion?
Upper eyelid elevation following phenylephrine instillation is mediated by contraction of this smooth muscle.
What is the Müller's muscle?
Before bringing a new patient into the room, what are all the things that must be completed?
What is Scanning INS and ID, completed NPP, Referring and PCP inputted, and patient must be checked in?
What does Dr. Becker say when something goes wrong, but we're all pretending it's fine?
What is "Well...?"
This person has an unhealthy obsession with 3 musically talented millenial icons that happen to be brothers.
Who is Claudia?
An outward turning of the lower eyelid in an elderly patient, causing tearing and exposure-related irritation.
What is ectropion?
What is the diagnosis code for Dry Eye Syndrome?
What is H04.123?
What are the 4 payment methods we accept?
What is Visa, Mastercard, Check, Cash?
What phrase does Dr. Becker use to wrap up a visit when he's done but the patient still has 5 more questions?
What is "Alrighty then...?"
This person's life motto can be summed up in three words: live, laugh, Dodgers.
Who is Jeanette?
A painless, yellowish plaque near the medial canthus associated with lipid metabolism disorders.
What is xanthelasma?
What IOP reading is concerning...Maybe, kinda you should get it checked by a general ophthalmologist...?
What is above 21?
What does HMO stand for?
What is Health Maintenance Organization?
What is the one thing you NEVER say during a surgery?
What is "Oops?"
If there’s a green tea on the counter, this person was definitely just here.
Who is Michelle?
A patient presents with fluctuating unilateral ptosis and intermittent diplopia.
Pupils are equal and reactive. Extraocular motility is variable.
What is myasthenia gravis?
This measurement elevates how well the upper eyelid lifts from downgaze to upgaze and is essential in diagnosing ptosis severity.
What is levator excursion?
If a new patient is coming in for dermatochalsis, what CPT codes are necessary?
What is 99205 (NP visit), 92285 (Photos), 92081(Visual Fields)?
What does Dr. Becker say after you give him an extensive rundown of a patient?
What is "Okie dokie?"
You know they're on aux when country music suddenly starts playing in the clinic.
Who is Araksi?
An older adult presents with new temporal headache, jaw fatigue with chewing, and sudden, painless vision loss. Examination reveals a pale, swollen optic nerve.
What is giant cell arteritis?
This number tells you how high the upper lid sits, and if it's low, you already know Dr. Becker is gonna say "Yup, ptosis."
What is MRD1?
Name 4 prefixes of PPO insurance member IDs we do NOT accept.
XED, FXB, JQY, XEK, BXE, Exclusive
What does Dr. Becker say when a patient is gushing blood on the OR table?
What is "Leaky?"