Pick up lines
My slaves
Arent the only bl**k thing ill let you be*t
I hear you’re looking for a stud.
Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is u.
Florida man pled guilty to wire fraud after scamming a former inmate's family out of money for a fake advocacy service.
September 14th, Lucia
Absolutely destroy your ability to sleep alone tonight.
Scary stories/movies
Florida man was arrested for driving backwards down a busy road, claiming his car was stuck in reverse.
Are you an archeologist
because i have a large bone i need you to inspect
Are you a pie?
Because I’d like a piece of you
The exact moment you become aware of your tongue and now it feels weird.
Right now
This search will send you into an existential spiral about your entire life at 3:17 AM.
Why do hannah's farts smell sooo bad? or What is the meaning of life
Florida man Sidney Holmes was arrested in Broward County and later sentenced to 400 years for robbery.
October 6th, Audrey
As long as i have a face
you will have a place to sit
Are you a bus
I WANNA FILL YOU uP with.....ma kids ;p
Who is hannahs daddy
This late-night search turns mild symptoms into a full self-diagnosis meltdown.
Do i have the rare disease [insert disease here]
On July 5, 2019, Florida man Barry Lee Hastings Jr., 35, was arrested for impersonating a law enforcement officer after pulling over an off-duty deputy on Interstate 4, according to WCTV and the Miami Herald. He demanded the deputy "slow down" and tried to lead him to a fake station to show credentials
July 5th, Eleanor
You must be yogurt
cuz i wanna spoon u
Are you my homework
i wann slap you down on my desk and do you all night
something you’ve definitely done even though no one taught you to do it while in bed.
pretending to be asleep when someone walks in
They will come get your little sister
P DIDDY AND DRAKE. mustard on th beat ho
Florida man finds naked roommate in daughter’s bed, charged in shooting, police say
March 10th, Hannah
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you look like a snack.
roses are red....
Im accepting any ansewrs at this time
When in doubt
CROC IT OUT.
Dumb ways to die
Florida man, was arrested for breaking into Florida Keys Aquarium Encounters and killing a tarpon earlier that year.
November 8th