It's the book describing the creation of the universe, the flood, and the ancestors of Judaism
What is Genesis?
the star of the New Testament and son of God
Who is Jesus?
this plant combusted but was not consumed.
What is the burning bush?
He was the first child raised by Mary and Joseph, after Joseph adopted him as a newborn.
Who is Jesus?
almost died when Pharaoh ordered all babies killed
Who was Moses?
The song book of ancient Israel
What is Psalms?
Gave birth to the messiah and laid him in a manger (animal feeding trough)
Who is Mary?
Moses did this to the slave-driver and then had to flee Egypt.
What is "killed"?
They're Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, one God in three ways of being.
What is / who are the Trinity?
was killed by his brother because God liked his gift more
Who is (or was) Abel?
A prophet who did (almost) everything wrong.
Who was Jonah?
Came down from heaven in the form of flames to rest like candlelights on the heads of Jesus' followers; also symbolized as a dove
Who is the Holy Spirit?
Her father was the high priest of Midian, and she married Moses after dunking him in the well as payback.
Who was Zipporah?
They were twin brothers, one hairy and one smooth, one not too smart and one very smart
Who are Esau and Jacob?
The Romans humiliated 10,000 Jews, including Jesus, by this cruel and slow method of execution
What is crucifixion?
The Queen of Persia, she was secretly Jewish, and has a book named after her.
Who is Esther?
Three times told people he did not know Jesus, even though he was Jesus #1 disciple and future Pope.
Who is Peter?
In The Prince of Egypt, he was the natural-born son of Pharaoh, and became Pharaoh later.
Who was Rameses?
Their parents got kicked out of the Garden of Eden
Who were Cain and Abel?
After destroying every human except for the members of one family, God decided to never again cause this kind of total global disaster
What is The Flood?
This happened to both of Tamar's "husbands," and almost happened to her, also
What is "got killed"?
The name is Greek for "Good News," and they are four stories of the life of Jesus
What are the Gospels?
Made from mud and straw and then baked in the sun by the Hebrew slaves
What are bricks?
She was turned into a pillar of salt.
Who was Lot's wife?
He threatened to have all the Jews in Persia killed because one of them wouldn't bow to him.
Who was Haman?