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Why does the Sun set before noon?
Because seriously, we all saw it coming, right?
What class of bird do penguins fall under?
Glorious; Alpha; Legendary.
What landform is north of the north pole?
No one knows. Maybe aliens.
What is the fastest form of transportation?
UFO. I believe. DO YOU?
How old is your aunt Ulga?
Too old. Have you SEEN her wrinkles?
When will the next winter equinox occur?
the spring of 2067
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.
What island nation is just west of the Southernmost point on Earth?
blub blub blub-the sequel!
What is the only way to get to Finland?
Via shark.
What language is most widely spoken in families?
Trick question! I'm surprised you even tried to answer this one! Give this team -500 points... Maybe.
Why can't the planets Neptune and Mars align together completely straight?
Because Neptune is negative and Mars is positive; they don't attract each other.
Mah noh mah nah?
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo?
How many degrees east is Cape Horn to Elephant island?
Probably -5 degrees. Those places are cold!
Where do you go when you take the train of thought?
PLEASE DON'T RIDE IT. IT ALWAYS TAKES YOU TOO FAR.
Is your Grunkle Stan to much of an eavesdropper?
No comment. He is always watching.
How long does it take the earth to revolve around the Sun?
The same amount of time it takes for the Sun to revolve around the Earth.
Shrimp cocktails are commonly considered what?
Underrated.
What is the square route of the Inca Trail?
Why should I know? What good for us is a trail that is just a square?
Why does it take so long to drive 1 mile away from the house?
Because 1 mile never stops binge-watching "Road Warriors."
What is the most unique thing about grandmas?
30% of them have the map to El Dorado written in their veins! Bingo nights are like archives!
Why is the Earth flat?
Tony Backwards? Tony let you know.
Why is the sky blue (And mean)?
The wavelengths of plight.
Why can't I get out of bed in the morning?
Because Earth's gravitational pull is too strong these days, due to the amount of tacos humans eat every hour. Or because you have no self restraint.
When will be the year that humanity finally reaches Mars?
When they realize that Mars Bars contain the most sustainable fuel to get to Mars. THEY MUST KNOW.
If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
Yeah, duh. CAN IT philosophers!