History
How did Blardwick defeat Hitler?
He didn't, he re-invented the Nazis into the Blardzies. and now their good
What is Blardwick's mother's name?
Jenny Blardwick.
How did Blardwick defeat the infamous three-headed hydra back in 451 B.C.?
He blarded so hard.
How many hyper-extended elbows does Blardwick have?
Four
What item did Blardwick invent?
(Hint: it produces light.)
A lightbulb.
Who made the famous painting Blardvistbha?
Vincent Van Blard.
What is Blardwick's father's name?
Ronald Blardwick.
How did Blardwick defeat Satan?
He blarded even harder.
Complete Blardwick's famous quote: "When the whale meets the ______."
Doctorine.
Blariam Wickspeare.
What is the name of Blardwick's second cousin who won his 9th grade spelling blerd test?
Yusef Blerdwilk.
How did Blardwick defeat 500 Sirens without moving a muscle?
Never happened.
When was Blardwick born?
Scientists are still figuring this out.
How many grammys did Blardwick's music album "Never Let Me Blard" win?
What is the famous nickname for the pirate king Edblard Teech?
Blardbeard.
How many children does Blardwick have?
402.
How did Blardwick defeat the Kraken?
He called upon his ancestor Edblard Teech to help him.
What is Blardwick's favourite food?
ham and blard sandwitch.
What movie made Blardwick famous?
Blard Wick: Reloaded
How did Blardwick defeat the King of Aliens.
He held hid breaht in space.
How does Blardwick reproduce?
Lays an egg with a tadpole in it. They grow up to be a Blardian.