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In "That 70s Show," Red Forman said this sort of prayer "Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family," even though the Packers stink and he should have wished for one of these three teams Colts, Patriots, or Broncos, because they are the better choice for one reason the Packers are lame.
(hint: 3 colons)
What is after "prayer," "teams," and "reason?"