Special People
Melissa Singletary came out swinging and this person got wrecked
Who is Shelia Rewis?
Mostly likely to have a meltdown over not getting to watch Seinfeld
Who is Judy Thayer?
We don't deserve her... ever. Like, at all.
Who is Arden Mitchell?
Loudest phone calls in the office
Who is Greg?
Goodiest good dog on campus
Who is Sophie?
Most likely to pass notes during meetings
Who are Lesley and Greg?
Only shows up when the deposits are down
Who is John Grundig?
Group of youths with more infighting than the Kardashians
Who is the trio?
Very concerned with the proper usage of the word "biweekly"
Who is Katherine Stanford?
Name of the university digest email we all delete without reading
What is the Wright Word?
Those who don't want to do front desk duty despite working in the same building
Who is adult and grad?
Will tell how short the meeting is going to be before launching into an hour long monologue
Most slept on coworker
Who is Julie?
Says "slay" unironically
Who is Linlee Franklin?
Hard to use and we lose it on May 31
What is vacation time?
Made Carissa's life so difficult the university had to lawyer up
Who is Erica Brown?
Made a Midwesterner cry during leadership meeting for Southern Select
Who is Helen Stedt?
Lakeland's D-list celebrity used for clout by a certain Bostonian
Who is Dr. Alex Rich?
Does not want to drive the bus at weekend events
Who is Lane Parks?
An ancient way of contacting students with little to no success
What is a phone call?
Admitted to alcoholism as "self-care" in a staff meeting
Who is Lesley Chambers?
Office strategy for getting leadership roles
What is lunch with Lesley?
Lost too soon to LRH
Who is Shari Brown?
Worked from home but still ruined the office culture
Who is Karla Reigosa?
Superior friend group of the FSC Undergrad Admissions team
Who is the Council?