That's What (S)he Said
“If you pray enough you can change yourself into a cat person.”
Who is Angela Martin?
During CPR training, the office sings this Bee Gees song while performing chest compressions on a dummy.
What is “Stayin’ Alive”?
Schrute Farms specializes in growing these vegetables.
What are beets?
Jim puts Dwight's stapler in this substance in the very first episode.
What is Jell-O?
After awkwardly touching Pam's leg, Toby runs to this country — starting quite literally, as he leaps over the office park fence.
What is Costa Rica?
"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."
Who is Creed Bratton?
This annual award ceremony gives out awards such as "Whitest sneakers" and "Hottest in the office".
What is The Dundies?
Kevin famously spilled this dish in the office — a family recipe passed down for generations.
What is chili?
Finish this classic prank line: "Bears, beets, ______."
What is Battlestar Galactica?
After quitting as Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, Michael starts a company called this.
What is the Michael Scott Paper Company?
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
Who is Dwight Schrute?
During the Dinner Party episode, Michael yells “Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap!” while talking about this medical procedure.
What is a vasectomy?
This day only comes once a year, and is particularly beloved day by Stanley.
What is Pretzel Day?
Using Pavlov's famous experiment as inspiration, Jim successfully trains Dwight to expect these each time he hears the Windows launching sound.
What are altoids/mints?
This is why the one-time office temp went to prison.
What is fraud/misleading the shareholders/lying about the website.
“Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.”
Who is Phyllis Vance?
This is how Bob Vance introduces himself.
What is "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration"?
Michael burns his foot on this while trying to wake up to the smell of bacon
What is a George Foreman grill?
What role did Randall Park play in an opening prank?
Who is Asian Jim?
Dwight and Angela break up for much of the series because Dwight failed to properly care for her cat, named this.
Who was Sprinkles?
“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.”
Who is Kelly Kapoor?
Michael splurges on this white elephant gift, breaking the $20 limit.
What is an iPod?
These were used as medals in the Office Olympics
What are yogurt lids?
During Dunder Mifflin's garage sale, Jim successfully trades Dwight these in exchange for a telescope.
What are Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes?
Dwight's first tenure as Regional Manager ended early when he made this big mistake.
What is firing a gun in the office?