bee puns
What did the teacher say to the bad bee?
Bee-hive your self
ou see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
who is marshall's sister
mellanie
What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
who is from hollywood
april hall
What is a liberated bee?
A free bee ;)
Get it Freebie
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
who is useless in this story
ken kamata
Why was the bee fired from the barbershop?
He only knew how to give a buzz-cut.
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
who is the second youngest
Elizabeth
When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
who owns the oracle of thoth
Toby