Cheese
This dairy product is something Ernesto puts on most foods for flavor and is known for eating excessive amounts of
what is cheese?
This phrase was said after Ernesto asked why he and Alejandro couldn't come with Alison on their college tour, which they had all sat through 12 hour car ride, on a hot summer day, from New Jersey to Ontario, Canada
What is "you're my accessory"?
Ernesto is a fan of this American football team because he likes how the fans wear cheese hats (most noticeable in 5th grade)
What is the green bay packers?
This devise, normally for dispersing water into air or onto hair, is used by hairstylists, cleaners, and cat trainers. Alison saw a video on the last category and applied the same logic to their brothers since "They're the closest thing to pets around here, and they're being really annoying".
What is a spray bottle?
This hit sports game was one of Ernesto's fixations, and he begged Alison to spend 84$ before tax on the latest version, which barely changed between yearly releases
What is NBA 2K?
Ernesto's friends recommended him to eat 2 pounds of this food every day to "get faster at track"
What is chili bowl?
This event is where Ernesto, in place of his expelled best friend, went in front of the whole student body (and their parents) in an oversized diy cheese costume and told the same 3 cheese puns 9 times while falling onto a gym mat repeatedly
What is the DBO talent show?
This tally system has faint marks on Alison's whiteboard when Ernesto would refuse to let out gas in the bathroom, finding their bed a more comfy place to toot
What is the fart counter?
When Ernesto was 11, he won his first game of Fortnite. In his excitement, he raised this family member's device and slammed it onto the ground, breaking the case's built in stand. After this family member found out, she wouldn't loan it to him for another 5 years.
What is mom's phone?
Ernesto was a very hungry 10 year old, who couldn't wait for the 5 minute drive from Big Lots to home. So when he thought nobody was looking, he opened this rectangle cracker pack and shoved it in his mouth as fast as humanly possible
What is Ritz Crackers?
What is Selvin and Pubert?
Ernesto spent 1,000$ of gift card money by putting it into this in-game currency who's popularity resurfaced with titles like "Dress to Impress"
What is Robux?
This snack is Ernesto's childhood favorite that became impossible to hide it from him
What are cheez-its?
During an intense tickling match, Alison tackled Ernesto on the ground. While Ernesto was screaming, he dropped his phone, putting Sam on speaker, prompting Sam to ask this question.
What is "Waiiiit, I have a question?"
When Ernesto got 2nd place instead of 1st in Fortnite, his tweak out was so great, he had to beg Alison for weeks to buy him this new console from one of the top 3 North American gaming companies
What is Xbox controller?
The people in this county of the lone star state want Ernesto to come visit their local six flags and touch him
What is Gerson Texas?