Legality
Fill in the blank
Nicknames
Character descriptions
???
100

True or false: Norris is assaulted for insulting a cheerleader

False, he is assaulted for calling Patrick a caveman, among the other football players

100

"_____: Weird p*rn. Like, German weird. Leeches and electro-rods. Stuff that gets your laptop blinking on a registry somewhere." (Pg.36)

Mating habits or identifying characteristics

Mating habits (Loners)

100

Maddie

Madison

100

A black, French Canadian who recently moved to Texas

Norris Kaplan

100

"actually, sir, the C is for..." (Pg.7)

Option A: Canadian

Option B: C*ck


Option B

200

"I am pushing you into that pool with the plugged-in electrical equipment and leaving your body to be violated by the swim team" (Pg.204)

What crime is being described here?

Murder/R*pe

200

"____: Year old condom from health class in wallet, because optimism plus preparedness is like teaming up Superman and Batman" (Pg.81)

Secret weapon, Key item, Special artillery

Special artillery (house party)

200

@Norrtorious

Norris

200

"Preys on s*xually inexperienced, awkward teen boys" (Back cover)

Aarti

300

"I am so H*rny for you. i want to squeeze your t*ts and your b*tt and then have you squeeze my b*tt and my n*pples as we dissolve into a human meat puddle together, XOXO" (Pg.195)

Is this sexual harassment? 

Yes

300

"To my mother, Belize.

I would have made a terrible ______, mom. People would have died."

(Hint: parents often want their kids to have this job)

Doctor

300

Hairy armpits

Patrick

300

A thin cheerleader with the hobby of "kissing the a*ses of those at the top" Pg.70

Madison

300

At the start of our ISU project, Mrs. Fintelman gave out warnings for some of the books having LGBTQ content. our book has this quote; "He definitely thinks I'm here having gay interracial winter s*x with you, but he still drove me to the airport, so y'know, baby steps." (pg.157) along with the F-slur (Pg.231)

Was there a warning for this book?


Not a single one.

400

"Hands above the waist" Patrick slurred, "Don't be a f*g, dude" (Pg.231)

Was Patrick drinking underage before this?

Yes

400

The Cheerleader Table

"____: dead center of the cafeteria, surveying the cafeteria, exactly halfway between the performers and the athletes." (Pg.176)

Location

400

"The village bike" (Pg.179)

Aarti

400

"Improperly groomed linebacker. Missing link understudy" (back cover)

Patrick (hairy armpits)

500

"My parents are going through a divorce."

"I have a crippling p*rn addiction."

"I've been having an affair with Mrs. Kolb."

"I've been having an affair with Mr. Goade."

"So, you know squirrels? I kind of find them s*xy. Always have." (Pg. 241)

Which ones are illegal?

The affairs with Mrs. Kolb and Mr. Goade.

500

"Ice is ______." (Pg.185)

(Hint:They are playing hockey)


Slippery

500

The king of pop

Michael Jackson

500

A tall man with a slouch and sad eyes

Liam

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