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Emmit's Full Government Name
What is Emmiterio William Boyer
Xoch's Full Government Name
Who is Xochitl Gabriella Noriego?
Gunnar's Full Government Name
Who is Gunnar Michael Honour?
My Full Government Name
Who is Jacob David Tashjian?
Krystle's two pets, lovingly named *insert names here*, are this animal
What are Cats?
He famously once drove to this location while allegedly inebriated
What is Danville?
Her first post graduation internship, working at *insert job place here*, is jokingly known within the friendgroup as this
What is Mosquito School?
Gunnar suffers from three diagnosed disabilities, name at least two of them
What are Depression, Speech Impediment, and Dyslexia?
I competed in Super Smash Brothers Melee tournaments with what character?
Who is Marth?
Both Jake and Dom are both tall, white Jewish men who grew up playing this sport
What is Basketball?
Despite never having broken a bone, he tends to have chronic health problems in this part of his body
What is the Mouth?
Although she has body pain all over, Xoch complains about this part of her body hurting the most
What are the knees?
During a trip to Seattle, he met and started dating a girl from Instagram after talking about this animal
What are Ducks?
The name I gave the piece of art of a man peeking through a window that I bought at an Estate Sale
Who is Nosey?
Zoey first became friends with our dormroom asking about parking for this brand of car
What is Jeep?
His most popular fanfic on Ao3, a ship between Persona 3's Protagonist and Yukari, is titled "Lovers of the ____ Arcana"
What is "Death"?
Xoch has gone on record saying she only ate this food as a baby
What is Rice?
Though less talked about than his time at Canes and Kens, he worked at these locations during highschool. Name at least one of them
What is Safeway or A Thrift Store?
I wrote my Honors Thesis about this character in C.L.R James' book on the Haitian Revolution
Who is Toussaint L'Ouverture
Ben, RJ, and Madison all worked as advisors for what majors?
What are Political Science and Linguistics?
Rounded up to the nearest 10s, how many prints does Emmit own in the living room?
What is *Insert number here*
The amount of toys Tifa owns
What is 13?
Whenever we cast ourselves as TV show characters, he strangely tends to be this
What is a black man?
My favorite song of all time, a song you have heard several renditions of across the years whenever I drive
What is Fly Me To The Moon?
Mady's Full Government Name
Who is *Insert name here*