"I need to know why"
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Spoopy likes to walk on the moon.
Space Snoopy
It is done to make better use of natural daylight by shifting the clocks forward, resulting in later sunsets during the summer months
Why do we do daylight saving time
Scoopy hangs out with fish and coral reefs
Scuba Snoopy
Because it keeps our calendar synchronized with the astronomical year
Why do we do a leap year?
Ploopy will unclog your drain.
Plumber Snoopy
Because of a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering, where gas molecules in Earth's atmosphere scatter sunlight in all directions
Why is the sky blue?
Stoopy passed me the blunt
Stoner Snoopy
Because of their diet, which is rich in pigments called carotenoids.
Why are flamingos pink?
Doopy gave his patients lots of drugs.
Doctor Snoopy