math
Three 250-pound guys get in an elevator with a 150-pound couch. Ignoring the elevator’s weight limit, what’s the total weight inside?
POO pounds
Which U.S. state borders only one other state?
Maine
Which country is home to the city of Petra?
Jordan
How many living creatures live in the Hayes house?
6
What is Ethan Villepigue’s Middle Name?
Agustas
A guy spends 40% of his $250 paycheck on fast food. How much does he have left?
What is the only country that borders both the Atlantic and Indian Oceans?
South Africa
What is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature?
Mercury
Col ___ ___ scratchin?
Why you
Waze
Two friends race to a buffet. One eats 18 wings every 5 minutes. The other eats 15 wings every 4 minutes. After 20 minutes, who ate more wings, and by how many?
The second friend, by 3 wings (75 vs. 72).
Which country has the most islands in the world?
Sweden
Which U.S. president appears on the $50 bill?
Ulysses S. Grant
where has Noel said the N word?
Dairy Queen
Which middle school teacher rubbed Young Colin’s head and whispered “Good Kitty”
Blozie
A guy drives 80 mph for 45 minutes because he’s late, then 60 mph for 30 minutes because he sees a cop. How far did he travel?
90 miles
Which capital city sits on two continents?
Istanbul
Which country is home to the world’s oldest continuously operating university?
Morocco (the University of al-Qarawiyyin)
Who’s signature jump shots acronym is TP?
Noel (The Pult)
What was Colin’s shirt on the Kane White Lie T-Shirt party?
I have a soul
Four 275-pound linebackers split a $420 restaurant bill based on their weight. Since they all weigh the same, how much does each pay?
$105
Which African country was formerly known as Abyssinia?
Ethiopia
What is the largest internal organ in the human body?
The liver
What are Colin’s 2 middle names?
Jonchkeer