riddles
what number can you take away half, and have 0 left?
8
Two boys were playing in the a dirty spot trying to collect a ballon. The two boys fell but one was clean and the other was dirty. But the one that was clean washed his face and the one that was dirty did not. Why?
Because the one that was clean saw the other boys face and thought he was dirty. And the dirty one thought he was clean.
It was a rainy and gloomy day and you were having a snack in you office. As a detective, you needed your snack brakes from all of those mysteries. suddenly, a woman burst in and asked for help. She said she hung up her clothes to dry and went back into her house to watch some tv. Then while she was still inside, her favourite dress was stolen! She set back that her neighbour Alice. She always was jealous of that dress. She even wanted Alice arrested. You were not impressed. You said she made up the whole thing. Why did you say so?
It was a rainy day. Who would hang their clothes up to dry in a stormy downpoor?
What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
a snowflake
Imagine you are in a sinking boat surrounded by sharks. How can you survive?
Because its impossible to take a picture with a wooden leg; its not a camera!
You are travelling threw the jungle and realize you are almost out of water. There are three things nearby that can help you survive. A. A cactus. B. A pond. And C. A stream. Which one should you chose?
Cactuses can be extremely poisonous! Salty sea water will NOT hydrate you. The steam is the safest.
An old treasure hunter got lost and could not find his path. He found a big rock that read 4+NO5. Can you help the treasure hunter crack the code?
If you turn it upside down, it reads south.
I have 13 hearts, but never alive. What am i?
A pack of cards
Every evening i get assignment, i always fulfill it. But every time i do, i always get scolded. What is it?
an alarm clock
whats the most popular book for adults and teens these days?
Facebook!
a psycho caught you and let you chose which room you got to stay in for the following three weeks. If you survived, he would set you free. He gave you three options. A desert full of cacti. A sunny field with a banana and a glass of water. And beach under stormy skies surrounded by sharp cliffs and hit by high waves. Which door should you choose?
The third door. The rain will keep you hydrated and the sea will provide you with food.
One day, john was caught by a maniac and thrown into a 20 foot deep pit. The maniac told him that in five minutes the pit would fill up with water. John was horror stuck because he can't swim! He looked around and saw two items. A 6 foot tall rope and a 4 foot tall wooden barrel and a 3 foot tall metal safe. John himself was six feet tall. How could he use these objects to get out of the pit?
He could hold onto the barrel and wait for the water to rise.
I have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am i?
a clock
we kill, and we give life. we are either poison or fruit- your choice. What are we?
words
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
He always gets lost at "C"!
One night, you find yourself stuck in a scary castle. You hear someone chasing after you and you run faster and faster but suddenly, a dead end. However, as your eyes adjust, there are three doors in front of you. But there are deadly things behind each door. The first door hides zombies. The second door are werewolves. And the last door has blood-thirsty vampires. Which door is the safest?
The werewolves. They are only out when there is a full-moon.
Matt escaped from prison by digging a long tunnel in the floor of the cell. He had been crawling under the tunnel for 3 hours when he saw that the main tunnel divided into three small tunnels. But the first one was on fire. The second one was a home full of venomous snakes. And the third one was set with explosives, and whenever you touched them, they would go off in ten seconds. which path should matt take?
He should take the first tunnel after he takes out the fire with dirt.
i am a celebrity fish. What am i?
a starfish
A man in a car can see three doors. A bronze door, a silver door and a golden door. Which door should he open first?
his car door
There are 12 fish in a bowl, but half of them drowned. How many are left?
Still 12; fish don't drown.
You're kidnapped and find yourself in a scary basement with a crazy professor. When the professor left, you saw three doors in front of you. But, of corse, there are dangerous things behind them. In door one, there is a dense jungle full of deadly creatures. Behind the second door is a fire breathing dino. And the last door has a lake that freezes people in a mater of seconds! Which door can you choose?
The second door. Dinos don't breath fire and they are extinct!
A hungry vampire is chasing you on a lonely street one dark night. Suddenly, you see a house, it's door wide open and decide to hide there. The vampire can't enter your shelter but it is patiently outside. However, you still will have some hope. There are three tunnels leading out of the house. But inside the first tunnel there is molten lava. The walls in the second tunnel keep closing every ten seconds. Crushing anything that enters. As for the third tunnel, the floors are so rodded and week that the slittiest weight will make it collapse. which tunnel should you enter?
Just wait until daytime! The vampire will leave and your free to go!
I can be found in water but never wet. What am i?
A reflexion
A man is walking along a railroad track and sees a train rushing towards him a full speed ahead. instead of immediately getting off the track, the man runs in the direction of the train for about 15 feet and only then jumps off the track. Why does he do this?
When the man saw the train, he was on a bridge. thats why he could not leave the track right away.
I have clawed feet but im not a bear. I gave wings but im not a bird. I have scales but im not a reptime or a dragon. What am i?
a dragonfly