Is that a hockey puck? No -- just how Dad likes his cookies.
What is "burned"
The place where if you fall, you die
What is "the goat trail"
This infamous team name originated from a misadventure involving Mom's bowstaff and a rat on Dad's pillow
Who are "the macers"
What is "the blahstin"
No, she's not being selfish. She's just talking about a feline.
What are "mimi cats"
Bone-in ribeye? Kansas City strip? Filet mignon? All known as this in the Katleman household
What is "Daddy's chicken"
What someone might have said when her father got a razorblade lodged in his pinky
What is "shut up, I'm watching TV!"
Something to pop in a martini, or the guardian of The Mont
Who is "Olive"
Kamikaze, Brake Through, Downtown -- what's the common thread?
What are "Mammoth mountain biking trails"
The god of Thunder? No, just a baby
Who is "Thor"
Dad found it delicious; Sara found it vomit-worthy after a Christmas morning run
What are "short ribs"
Where the wildlife includes earwigs and the sights include bottomless pits
What is "Harry's Cave"
Our only pet who experienced a gender reassignment
Who is "Timmy"
The two defining traits of the fellow who beat Dad in a swim race in Mexico
What is "Speedo and mustache"
Get out of here! Or, repeated twice, a fixture in Alice's crib
What is "shoo shoo"
Razzmatazz? Caribbean Passion? Maybe a healthier option.
What is "wheatgrass shot"
A robed man trying to put out the fire he set on his own lawn...what was he trying to do?!
What is "trying to catch a gopher"
It's natural to get nervous during a move. But not to the point of pooping on a mattress like this pet did
Who is "Pierre"
You might hear "mind the gap" when stepping onto a train, but you're more likely to hear this phrase when entering the restroom
What is "DO YOU MIND?!"
How did he survive the conflagration, you ask? By hiding in Sara's laundry hamper
Who is "Blue Bear"
The state dish of Vermont. Or, an odd take on a Thanksgiving dessert
What is "apple pie with cheddar cheese"
What is "break your mother's back"
Buck's Jockey Club name...not so inspiring for a noble steed
What is "Making Ends Meet"
The perfect book to flip through by a pool in Vegas...especially while your son is reading Pride & Prejudice for his English class
What is "World War Z"
Her beloved met his end by the hands of a Katleman; she met hers by fire
Who is "Mama Bear"