Jokes
The reason the chicken crossed the road.
What is to get to the other side
This home console made Nintendo’s first Mario Kart game.
What is a SNES
There are 2 ducks in front of a duck, 2 ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?
Who created Siren Head (fiction)?
Trevor Henderson
What country is New York in?
America
The reason why the joke about meditation did not work.
It was too cheesy.
This handheld has no head strap and will give you a headache.
What is the Virtual Boy
A girl meets a lion and unicorn in the forest. The lion lies every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and the other days he speaks the truth. The unicorn lies on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, and the other days of the week he speaks the truth. “Yesterday I was lying,” the lion told the girl. “So was I,” said the unicorn. What day is it?
Thursday. The only day they both tell the truth is Sunday; but today can’t be Sunday because the lion also tells the truth on Saturday (yesterday). Going day by day, the only day one of them is lying and one of them is telling the truth with those two statements is Thursday
What is the fastest car in 2020?
Bugatti Chiron Super Sport (304.77 mph)
What is Europe?
A continent
An English teacher was teaching German kids every English word ending with Z. What day was he most worried about?
What is D Day
Yoshi was voiced by this actor in Super Mario World.
Who is Andrew Sabiston?
Imagine a triangle with four triangles inside it. How many triangles are there total?
5 Triangles
What is the fastest bird in the world?
Peregrine falcon (242 mph)
What is Iceland's climate?
warm and sunny
A new Wii game was released in Ireland. You play as a kid pulling pranks in your Irish neighborhood. The title is...
What is Wii Lad.
This was the Wii's prototype name.
What is Revolution
You just bought a rooster. You plan to get 3 fresh eggs every morning. After 2 weeks and 3 days with the bird, how many eggs do you have?
None! Roosters don't lay eggs. Chickens do!
What's the most popular game in 2020?
Minecraft (Real Fax)
How many continents are there in the world?
7
How many W's are there if George Washington's wife washed Washington's clothes while Washington went to Washington in all?
What is 0.
This handheld used to be in the older years, but it's now brought back with super mario brothers
What is a Game and Watch
What word in the dictionary is always spelled Incorrectly?
The word "incorrectly" is always spelled "incorrectly."
What's the fastest flightless bird in the world?
The Ostrich
How many countries are there in the world?
195