Drunk on Words
Finish the lyric:
"He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a ____ drink"
Cider
In 1984, this NFL franchise picked up from Baltimore and headed 597 miles West to Indianapolis
The Colts
First staged in 2011, this Broadway musical was written by the creators of South Park
The Book of Mormon
White, rainbow, "Aloha"
Hawaii
While Brian himself was expelled from several tri-state area bars in 2013, this is the word for expulsion from the legal profession
Disbarred
This term compares a tipsy person to a recently stuccoed wall
Plastered
An NBA team from 1967 until 2008, the Seattle Super Sonic's used this nickname for its mascot, a large creature said to prowl the woods of North America.
Squatch
Tunes in this '50s Broadway classic include Gee Officer Krupke & Cool
West Side Story
White, black, giant peach
Georgia
Defined as "unjust or prejudicial treatment" this word also means the "ability to recognize differences between one thing and another."
Discrimination
Now meaning sleepy this term once described sailors knocked out on watered-down rum
Groggy
In the game of cricket, this bird name means scoring no runs.
Duck
While the term "Broadway" generally refers to venues with a seating capacity of at least 500 people, smaller theaters are referred to as _____
Off-Broadway
Green pines, bird, "Vacationland"
Maine
It's a list of musical recordings by a performer or composer
Discography
Bombed came into slang usage for drunk before this other adjective inspired by the Luftwaffe
Blitzed
This small South American nation won the first ever World Cup in 1930
Uruguay
Based on a 1910 French novel, this musical features music by Andrew Lloyd Webber and lyrics by Charles Hart
Phantom of the Opera
Blue, "Great Faces, Great Places," Mount Rushmore
South Dakota
People pay good money for this type of jeans that come already torn up
Distressed
This famous 20th century crooner said "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
Frank Sinatra
Baseball
Although it has yet to make it to Broadway, the cast of "It's Always Sunny" performed their rock opera the "Night Man Cometh" in The Troubadour, a club in this city
Los Angeles
Arkansas
The feline type of this disease is highly contagious but often curable
Distemper