This city in British Columbia gave its name to a dessert which could also be called "diabetes in a pan."
Where is Nanaimo?
This quintessential snack cake was invented in 1930 with banana flavoured filling and contrary to popular legend, their shelf life is only 7 to 10 days.
What are Twinkies?
In this song, a singing, dancing candlestick suggests you "try the grey stuff, it's delicious!"
What is Be Our Guest?
A group of young oysters meet an unfortunate end after a fateful stroll with these two characters.
Who are the Walrus and the Carpenter?
This is the traditional Christmas Eve dinner in the Bruer family.
What is potato soup? (Ideally with wieners.)
This city in Belgium unleashed a cheese upon the world which is infamous for its strong smell, not dissimilar to feet.
Where is Limbourg?
This bread was introduced in 1921 and provided not only convenience but also a new benchmark for novelty by inspiring the phrase: "The greatest thing since sliced bread!"
What is Wonder Bread?
Jimmy Buffett wrote this song about trying to "amend carnivorous habits" but being unable to resist the call of dairy laden beef in heaven.
What is Cheeseburger in Paradise?
According to hobbits, this is the ideal number of meals in a day.
What is six? (Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner/Supper)
This was the number of cakes on offer at Anna and Matt's wedding (if my picture is correct...)
What are eight?
This Dutch city is the home of stroopwaffles and an eponymous cheese which is one of the world's most popular cheeses.
Where is Gouda?
These toaster pastries come in many flavours, such as strawberry and s'more, don't require refrigeration and one Victoria Bruer was given far too much grief by her parents for enjoying this tasty convenience while in university.
What are PopTarts?
This 1968 film about our favourite Gauls features a song which gives you everything you could ask for in an acid trip, including singing cheese, can-caning boar legs, a swimming pool of beer and a brief tribute to the queen of Egypt's nose.
What is Asterix and Cleopatra?
Bruce Bogtrotter is described as being "like a sackful of wet cement and you couldn't have hurt him with a sledge-hammer" after the Trunchbull has forced him to consume this.
What is an enormous chocolate cake?
This vegetable has also been known to some Bruers as "the fart made flesh."
What are Brussels Sprouts?
This Austrian city gave us a torte and tasty but extremely time consuming and fiddly to make cookies.
Where is Linz?
These calzone inspired snacks debuted in Canada in 1964 to deliver "a quick pizza fix."
What are Pizza Pops?
This lyrics "I've heard the screams of the vegetables" are found in this song by the Arrogant Worms.
What is Carrot Juice is Murder?
This ghost arrives atop a great throne made of a feast of turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking pigs, long wreaths of sausages, chestnuts, cherry cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth cakes, and seething bowls of punch.
Who is the ghost of Christmas Present?
For her 90th birthday, Shirley Bruer was presented with 90 of this pastry.
What are Butter Tarts?
This Italian town is the namesake of a cheese and not a ladies undergarment.
Where is Bra?
These snacks are made of corn but taste like onion, are popular with stoners and their 1969 creation is said to rival Woodstock and the moon landing as that years primary American cultural event.
What are Funyuns?
This 1944 novelty song and earworm celebrates the classic funfair activity, the coconut toss.
What is I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts?
In Breakfast at Tiffany's, Audrey Hepburn eats this pastry in front of the iconic store.
What is a danish?
Despite valiant efforts, the Bruer still could not finish a pan of fudge made by Elaine after she accidentally spilled a bottle of this substance onto it.
What is dishsoap?