Johnny's Exes
This ex almost got Jeremy in trouble during band... and was later pusurded by the ever elusive Hunter Hooks.
Who is Michaela McSwain?
The only movie ever produced by Scud Productions
What is Home Invasion?
His main vocabluary includes "Bruhhh", "Oof," and "Aight."
Who is Jeremy?
She penned the short story "A Good Man is Hard To Find"
Who is Flannery O'Connor?
The days dunkey has stated he will upload minecraft videos
When are Wednesday and Saturday?
This certain ex later dated a boy is who rumored to have fought a dinosaur.
Who is Makayla Copeland?
This movie is lost in the void. It's contents include mid-life depression, office scenes, and... a reversed crowbar death scene.
What is Vacancy?
Who is Cason?
The name of Hester Prynne's baby
Who is Pearl?
What is hemiloa?
This ex was responsible for scaring ole John boy into thinking he had mono(from kissing hehe)
Who is Allie Carter?
Who is Squad Leader?
"I like to put puzzles together."
Who is Riley?
Other than Bartleby himself, the other two scriveners in our tale are Nippers and...
Who is Turkey?
President Trump accidentally created a new nickname for this Tech Giant's CEO during a 2019 press conference. Steve Jobs would laugh.(Give us the Nickname)
Who is Tim Apple?
There is a certain ambivalence to the number of times she "counts."
Who is Bailey Peacock?
Little Jeff failed to have this card number in the game of go fish... which resulted in his death by Biggy Cheese.
What is 4s?
"I'll wear the dress"
Who is Clay Harrison?
The end of this novel reads "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past"
What is The Great Gatsby?
The capital of this state is Little Rock.
What is Arkansas?
Though not techinally an ex, Johnny met this girl at a wedding... only to break it off after she said "I love you" after about three days of texting.
Who is Jordan Harper?
The room Sasha went to check for the board game in Game Night
Where is the Dungeon?
"This'll prove zax sauce makes everything taste better."
Who is Coach Todd
In "The Story of an Hour" Louise Mallard dies at the sheer sight of husband, whom she believed to be dead, walking in the front door. The doctor diagnoses her cause of death as a heart attack or as the author more elegantly put it "the...
What is "joy that kills?"
This philosophical view states that all actions and events are determined completely by previously existing causes.
What is Determinism?