Famous Johns
This man served as the namesake for Taylor Swift's 2010 track, "Dear John."
John Mayer
A theater was the crime scene for this top-hatted man's murder.
Abraham Lincoln
Imma Be, Don't Lie, Meet Me Halfway
Black Eyed Peas
"The Gay Timeline" was a chart depicting all of Cyrus' personal pop princesses. Name one of the artists that reigned supreme during the middle school years.
Demi Lovato, Alessia Cara, Alicia Keys, Fifth Harmony, Christina Aguilera, Little Mix
"The cat should have smiled." ★★
Smile (2022)
This member of the world's most famous men was brutally assassinated in 1980 by a psycho fan.
John Lennon
"Et tu, Brute?" were this man's last words after being stabbed 23 times.
Julius Caesar
Captain Hook, Cry Baby, Savage
Megan Thee Stallion
Cyrus has an extensive history of pining over men old enough to be his father, yet he is capable of the occasional deviance. Name Cyrus' biggest crush under the age of 30.
Brandon Flynn
"As someone who is bankrupting his family by moving from California to NYC for college, I find it very relatable." ★★★★★
Lady Bird (2017)
With films like "Red River" and "True Grit," this man is often accredited as the father of the Western.
John Wayne
This man's 1914 assassination acted as a catalyst for the then-named Great War.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Lips Are Movin, NO, Title
Meghan Trainor
Having lived a rather nomadic life, how many cities has Cyrus lived in?
7 (Salinas, CA; Portland, OR; Lakeshore, WA; Vancouver, WA; Hercules, CA; South San Francisco, CA; New York City, NY)
"My favorite piece of military propaganda!" ★★★★
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
This man's name is commonly used as a synonym for writing one's signature.
John Hancock
Would-be American hero John Hinckley Jr. left this political figure seriously wounded in 1981 after attempting assassination via gunshot.
Ronald Reagan
Little Lies, Everywhere, Don't Stop
Fleetwood Mac
A 2011 incident involving this motorized object left a young Cyrus traumatized and inflicted him with a life long phobia.
Motorcycle
"I will singlehandedly build a time machine so I can travel back to 1955 and suck the soul out of James Dean." ★★★★★
Rebel Without a Cause (1955)
Watch out! This serial killer racked up quite the count by performing as a clown at children's hospitals before viciously committing his crimes.
John Wayne Gacy
Being shot at only four months after taking office, and then enduring medical malpractice, this U.S. president finally succumbed to his injuries after 79 days
James A. Garfield
Glory Days, Streets of Philadelphia, I'm On Fire
Bruce Springsteen
A veteran staff at Ponderosa Elementary School, Cyrus has worked numerous years as a summer camp counselor. What age range does he specialize in?
11-13, Middle Schoolers
"Country girls make do!" ★★★★★
Pearl (2022)