ENGLAND.
This French king thought he was god, so he referred to himself as "the Sun King". He also built (but never lived in) the palace of Varsilles.
Louis XIV
This French dish is made my essentially giving a goose diabetes and harvesting its liver (although this is an extreme simplification of the fattening process)
Foie Gras
Not all gifts are exchanged on Christmas day: instead, like in many European counties, they are exchanged on this day
3 kings day (January 6th), or the feast of St Nicholas (December 6th)
This Frenchman was famous for having the ability to eat seemingly anything. Examples of this include whole eels, a feast made for 20 people, a baby, a box containing vital intel for the french army, and a barrel of garbage.
Tarrare
France is historically what religion? (Please note this is only ONE of the many religious groups active in France)
(Roman) Catholic
This modern politician is the daughter of a well known French white nationalist and adamantly believes immigrants are coming to steal her wallpaper
Marie Le Pen
The word "baugette" literally translates to what word
Wand
This poisonous tradition is big in France (its probably more popular here than anywhere else), but did not originate there. It, like many other things, was stolen from the British
Mistletoe
The Eiffel tower also doubled as what during both world wars?
A radio tower
True or false: having affairs is common in France and there is little effort made to hide them
true
This French politician made the mistake of wearing a Rolex watch in public and was universally hated afterwards
Nicolas Sarkozy
6 (7 or 8 is also acceptable)
The French invented what Christmas treat?
Christmas crackers
12
The French believe flowers should only be given in what denomination?
Evens
Marie Antionette (the last actual queen of France) was a member of this royal line (known for its incest problems and trademark birth defects)
Habsburg
The phrase "Let them eat cake" was a historic translation error. Instead, Marie Antionette was referring to this pastry (which is similar)
Brioche
This French folklore character is the partner to Saint Nicholas and is tasked with whipping all of the naughty children (much like Krampus) who were not good the previous year
Père Fouettard (The whipping father)
The last French execution via guillotine took place in what year?
1977
What publically available thing is not free
Public toilets (And you may need to provide your own toilet paper)
This widely hated man was responsible for the collapse of the 3rd French republic and for the splitting in half of the country. His rule over the country however did not last long (only 4 years)
Adolf Hitler
This alcoholic beverage is banned in the USA due to its VERY high alcohol content and hallucinogenic properties but has become a staple in French nightlife. (If you have seen it anywhere in the US the formula has been changed in order to be sold here, its not the same things that's sold in France)
absinthe
Inorder for Santa (Pere Noel) to visit your house you must send him one of these! Be sure to leave a return address!
I (Mel) Listen to what French metal band?
Gojira