KITCHEN UTENSILS
A TYPICAL ONE OF THESE BEVERAGE OPENERS HAS A METAL SPIRAL WITH A TRANSVERSE HANDLE ATTACHED
WHAT IS A CORKSCREW?
THESE SHOULD BE STORED IN THE FRIDGE POINTED END DOWN & SHOULD NOT BE EATEN RAW; BOILED OR POACHED IS OKAY
WHAT ARE EGGS?
A STICK WITH TWO WHITE SOFT FLUFFY BALLS AT EACH END
WHAT IS A Q-TIP?
CAN COOK A MEAN MEAL OUT OF ANY INGREDIENT THATS THROWN HER WAY
WHO IS CINDI?
BULLSH*T AINT ABOUT NOTHING
WHO IS UNCLE CLIFFORD?
WHEN BUYING ONE OF THESE TO TEST FOR DONENESS IN MEAT, CHOOSE ONE WITH A THIN PROBE THAT WILL LET LESS JUICE OUT
WHAT IS A THERMOMETER?
ANTIOXIDANT PROPERTIES IN THE RED TYPE OF THIS DRINK, SUCH AS A MERLOT, MAY REDUCE HEART DISEASE
WHAT IS WINE?
IT SQUIRTS, IT'S SLIMY, AND CAN SOMETIMES KILL ALL THE GERMS
WHAT IS HAND SOAP?
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY ONE SONG AND THIS PERSON WILL LOSE ALL CONTROL OF HER BODY AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY. ( PLAYS MUSIC)
WHO IS PATTI?
COUSIN YOU SO SEXY! COME HERE AND GIVE ME A KISS BABY
WHO IS PATRICK (NICO$)?
THIS UTENSIL FORMED OF A SERIES OF LOOPED WIRES SET IN A HANDLE IS USED TO BEAT AIR INTO FOOD
WHAT IS A WHISK?
USED AS AN HERB & A SPICE, THIS MEMBER OF THE PARSLEY FAMILY IS A MAIN FLAVORING AGENT IN PICKLES
WHAT IS DILL WEED?
WHAT GETS PULLED BACK AND FOURTH BUT IS ALWAYS HANGING
WHAT IS A SHOWER CURTAIN
FINDS COMFORT IN PULLING AND GRABBING EARS EVER SINCE A LITTLE CHILD?
WHO IS MARIE?
YALL HAVE WAYYYY TO MANY LIGHTS ON AND PLEASE DON'T TURN MY HEAT PASS 75 DEGREES
WHO IS CINDI?
WHAT ARE TONGS?
SOME COOKS COOL THIS BEFORE PUTTING IT ON A CAKE; MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS ITS “COLD” NAME
WHAT IS ICING?
WHEN I AM EMPTY, I SOMETIMES GET ROLLED AND TWISTED UP AND MAYBE EVEN CUT UP JUST TO GET IT ALL
WHAT IS TOOTHPASTE?
WHEN YOU SEE HER, HER HAIR IS ALWAYS LAID, USUALLY IN BRAIDS THO.
WHO IS MAMIE?
ILL BE 56 (AGAIN) ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR AND I DON'T WANT NO OLD WOMAN
WHO IS UNCLE BEAR?
THE LOWER POT OF THIS 2-POT ARRANGEMENT HOLDS HOT WATER; THE UPPER, DELICATE FOODS LIKE CUSTARDS
WHAT IS A DOUBLE BOILER?
THE BULLHEAD IS A POPULAR SMALL VARIETY OF THIS “FELINE” FISH
WHAT ARE CATFISH?
YOU LOOK AT IT AND IT ALWAYS STARES AT YOU BACK
WHAT IS A MIRROR?
THIS PERSON CAN REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET THE WORDS OUT!
WHO IS AUNTIE BONNIE?
SUCK MY D*CK BISHHH
WHO IS JEAN?