Ianisms
A defenseless Ian was strolling through this country when he was scammed by a local.
Israel
This fictional pirate is the protagonist of the Disney "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise.
Captain Jack Sparrow
This 1991 arcade classic, developed by Sega, features a blue hedgehog with the ability to run at supersonic speeds and was created as Sega's mascot.
Sonic the Hedgehog
The Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962 was a major confrontation between the U.S. and this country over nuclear weapons stationed 90 miles from Florida.
The Soviet Union
He's a pilot, practically lives at Elevate, busts out the Griddy like he's got a dance quota to meet, and hails from a country that's mastered the art of surrendering with style.
Dorian
What ethnicity is Ian (Country of origin)
Romanian
The pirate flag with a skull and crossbones is commonly known as this.
Jolly Roger
This open-world action RPG, released in 2001 by Bethesda Softworks, is set in the fantasy world of Tamriel and features the province of Morrowind. It is the third entry in the Elder Scrolls series.
Elder Scrolls: Morrowind
The policy of containment during the Cold War was primarily aimed at limiting the spread of this ideology.
Communism
a fire or light set up in a high or prominent position as a warning, signal, or celebration.
Beacon
What is Ian Kaplan's Dream Job?
Nascar Racecar Driver
This pirate became infamous for his involvement in the "Golden Age of Piracy," operating along the American east coast, and eventually became a privateer for Britain.
Bartholomew Roberts
This groundbreaking 1999 first-person shooter, developed by Valve, introduced multiplayer tactical gameplay and the concept of competitive eSports through its popular “Counter-Strike” mod.
Half-Life
This international organization, formed after World War II, is dedicated to promoting peace and cooperation among member states.
United Nations
This term refers to a member of the clergy, especially in a Christian church.
Deacon
What sound does Ian make the most (Spell it out as best you can and perform)
Brrrbeeebbooobeerrrrbrrrbabarrrbeerrb
This pirate, known as "Blackbeard," terrorized the seas off the American colonies in the early 1700s.
Edward Teach
This Japanese role-playing game, developed by Square, features a massive war involving magic, technology, and a group of rebels trying to overthrow a corrupt empire. It was released in 1994 for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Final Fantasy VI (Any Final Fantasy will get points)
This doctrine, introduced in 1823, warned European nations against interfering in the Americas.
Monroe Doctrine
When a crackhead approaches you and starts talking nonsense, they are currently
Tweaking
How old is Ian Kaplan?
25
This pirate, who sailed under the name “Calico Jack,” is credited with having two famous female pirates, Anne Bonny and Mary Read, in his crew.
John Rackham
This 2007 game from Valve, which mixes cooperative gameplay with zombie-like creatures, introduced players to a world where teamwork and quick reflexes are necessary for survival.
Left 4 Dead
This 1993 agreement, signed by Israel and the Palestine Liberation Organization, was aimed at achieving a peace settlement in the Middle East.
Oslo Accords
It's getting hot and heavy, we's about to get to
Freaking