IT'S A NICE DAY
FOR A WHITE WEDDING
WE'RE FELINE GOOD
BUT NEVER FORGET
FISH ARE FRIENDS
NOT FOOD
400
Thursday, April 30th, 1789 was a good day for him - it was his presidential inauguration
Who is George Washington?
400
DO NOT. SELL MARIJUANA. TO MY HUSBAND - this New Mexico-based meth chef
Who is Walter White?
400
There's a man's nickname in this species of wildcat, AKA the red lynx
What is a bobcat?
400
The Never Forget Fund educates young people on the history of this tragic date in American history
What is 9/11?
400
The shark in Finding Nemo has this male name, after the shark from Jaws - who wasn't actually named that, but the model was nicknamed after Spielberg's lawyer during the film's production
Who is Bruce?
400
Members of Gen Z learned the hard way - these laundry products are not food
What are Tide pods?
800
This California-based artist had a nice day - "mama cooked the breakfast with no hog" as he'd recently converted to Islam
Who is Ice Cube?
800
The pachyderm term for giving away gifts you don't want
What is white elephant?
800
This North American wild cat is not considered a "big cat" by some because it purrs instead of roaring - and some say its yowling sounds like a woman screaming
What is a mountain lion?
800
I can't get this Nat King Cole song out of my head - "like a song of love that clings to me"
What is "Unforgettable"?
800
The fastest speed achieved by a shark in the water is about 46 mph, with the record belonging to this species, AKA the bonito shark
What is a mako?
800
This biblical prophet wasn't food to the big fish that swallowed him - but it did take him to Nineveh
Who is Jonah?
1200
The Day of Black Sun was a good day for this group and their eponymous leader - they fumbled the lead a bit, but Uncle Iroh made it out of prison
Who is the Gaang?
1200
They call him the Joker, the Clown Prince, and the Ace of Knaves - but this was revealed to be his real name in Flashpoint, like the musician
What is Jack White?
1200
Cats perform this action to express trust and affection - you can do it back to bond with your kitty
What is a slow blink?
1200
The blue variety of this flower is the symbol of the Moralintern in Disco Elysium, to help you remember that "moralists don't really have beliefs"
What is the forget-me-not?
1200
The shark in this "colorful" film featuring Samuel L. Jackson knows fish are off the menu - but people? not so much
What is Deep Blue Sea?
1200
This isn't food, but you can use it to induce vomiting in dogs if they ingest something toxic, like chocolate
What is hydrogen peroxide?
1600
Anarchist Giuseppe Zangara had a bad day on February 15th, 1933, when he lost his balance trying to shoot while standing on a wobbly chair - though it turned out great for this president, who would've been assassinated otherwise
Who is Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
1600
This drug dealer and police informant returned to Detroit in 2021 after 30 years in prison - 3 years after his documentary starring Matthew McConaughey aired
Who is White Boy Rick?
1600
The ancient term for the lovable squishy tummy on some cats
What is the primordial pouch?
1600
Remember the Alamo! And this larger conflict the Alamo was a part of, where we turned a J to an X
What is the Texas Revolution?
1600
The Georgia Aquarium houses 5 of these largest fish in the world: Taraji, Yushuan, Tila, Alvin, and Betty
What are whale sharks?
1600
Peppers tried hard to not be food by developing this spicy substance - the ghost pepper challenge is proof that wasn't such a good strategy, after all
What is capsaicin?
2000
June 28th, 1974 was a good day for our dad and for this Fantasy Factory host - they were born less than 7 hours away from each other
Who is Rob Dyrdek?
2000
He's the one who "Sings the Blues" on the 1998 album by Everlast
Who is Whitey Ford?
2000
Cats with more fingers than normal are called this - from the Greek for "many toes"
What is polydactyl?
2000
Remember, remember the 5th of November - and this instigating figure, a Catholic conspirator who wanted to overthrow the Crown
Who is Guy Fawkes?
2000
This shark is named for the perfectly circular bites it leaves on its prey, by clamping down and spinning around
What is the cookiecutter shark?
2000
Pregnant women are especially prone to this condition, caused by a lack of certain minerals, and some eat dirt and rocks because of it
What is pica?