Just Laughs
What starts with "T", ends with "T", and is filled with "T"?
A teapot.
Louis's mom has four children. Their names are Fee, Fi, Fo, and one more. What is the last child's name.
Louis.
I'm bright orange with green on top, and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot.
You see me once in June, three times in September, and never, ever in May. What am I.
The letter "E".
What has a neck, yet no head?
A bottle.
What has many keys, but can't open a single lock?
A piano
I am an odd number. Take one letter away, and I become even. What am I?
The number seven.
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion.
I start with "P", end with "E", and have hundreds and hundreds of letters. What am I?
A post office.
What has hands that can't hold anything, and a face that can't smile?
A clock
What can you catch, but never throw?
A cold.
What goes up, but never goes down?
Your age.
What has thousands of needles, yet can't sew?
A porcupine.
How do you make the letter one disappear?
Add a "G", and it's gone.
What has cities with no houses, forests without trees, and rivers that don't have any fish?
A map.
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
How many seconds are in a year?
12. Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd, Mar 2nd,...
A rooster lays an egg on the west side of the roof of a barn. Does it roll north or south?
Trick Question: Roosters don't lay the eggs.
When does Thursday come AFTER Friday?
In the dictionary.
When you use me, you throw me away, and when you're done using me, you bring me back. What am I?
An anchor.
It belongs to you, but your friends and family use it more. What is it?
Your name.
I know a word, six letters it contains. Remove one letter, and 12 remains. What is the word?
Dozens.
I grow down as I grow up. What am I?
A goose. (goose feathers are called down)
One word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is this word?
"Wrong".
I make a loud sound when I change, and when I change, I grow bigger, but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.