Interfacial
300x300 and 600x600 are settings that precede 'this' 3 lettered acronym, referring to resolution
DPI (Dots Per Inch)
These are the four primary Toner Colors
Black, Cyan, Yellow, Magenta
MFP
Multi-Function Printer
Prepayment penalties, early termination fees, and the cost to purchase a depreciable asset are just some of the drawbacks associated with this
Buyout
If it were 2022, Jordan Belforts "Midget Toss" would have been called, "The LP Toss", in the Scorsese blockbuster
The Wolf of Wall Street
Don't keep walking over to the computer to print the same page, store it in 'this'
Document Box (Job Box)
A loaf of bread will shed some crumbs, that's why we eat over plates... Toner cartridges shed some excess, that's why machines have 'this'...
Waste Toner Box (Disposal Box)
ABC!
ALWAYS BE CLOSING!
8.625%
NYS Sales Tax
This Hollywood actor plummets to his death surrounded by sexual contraband in the hit film, "The Goods", starring Jeremy Piven
Will Ferrell
4 digit codes, print allotments, color restrictions, just a few of its customizable functions
What is Job Accounting
Don't like waste? Me either, so stop using paper... but if you feel that you must, Eco-Print is a feature by which, 'this' is reduced in order to minimize wasted toner. Please note, your image will appear dull or grey in nature
Saturation
HDD
Hard Drive Disk
Paying for insurance? lets wipe the waste away by adding your asset to this
Current renters insurance policy
Chris Farley utterly destroys a roll of bread in this classic sales comedy, and results in Helen firing up the grill for some much needed chicken wings
Tommy Boy
If your invoice reflects more color charges than you claim to produce, you should probably access 'this' primary folder in the menu settings and convert all production to B&W via Job Accounting
Function Defaults
Graphic arts department? check... Mac computers? check... Lavish colors? check... Looks like your 8 bit color depth won't cut it, so be sure you provide this to your client
Fiery Print Controller
LCT
Large Capacity Tray
For customers who merely print a red dot or two, this can prevent unnecessary color spending
"We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price, so that WE..... MAY..... SURVIVE!!!
Margin Call
Kyocera's Hypass enabled and standard document management solution, located in the program menu
DMS Link
1,114 spot colors cannot be simulated with CMYK but can with 13 base pigments (14 including black) mixed in specified amounts. By standardizing the colors, different manufacturers in different locations can all refer to 'this' system, to make sure colors match without direct contact with one another
Pantone Color
GB / MB / TB
(ALL THREE!)
Gigabyte, Megabyte, Terabyte
Dear Customer,
No need for your next board meeting! Budgets are impervious to this expedient decision-making mechanism...
Discretionary spending
Does everyone skip leg-day in the future?
The Adam Project