Math Jokes
Why was seven afraid of nine?
What is...Because seven (ate/8) nine
8x9
What is 72
Why does nobody like to talk to circles?
What is...because they are pointless
The answer to a multiplication problem.
What is the product.
Why was the math book so sad?
What is ....Because it has so many problems
6x7
What is 42
What are ten things you can always count on?
What are your fingers!
67+43=
What is 110
Why did the two four's not want dinner?
What is ....Because they already eight (ate)
12x4
What is 48
Is 28 a prime or composite number AND how do you know? Give an example
What is a composite number.
The factors of 28 are 1x28 and 4x7
97-36=
What is 61
Who is the king of the pencil case?
What is...the ruler!
4x8 then double the answer
What is 64
You know what is odd?
What is every other number.
Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
What is because it improved her di- VISION
What did Area say to Perimeter while arguing?
What is...I'm trying to talk to you but I feel like you are just going around the problem.
7x7 then subtract 2
What is 47
The multiplication term we use to describe equal rows and equal columns?
What is an Array
What three letter word is tucked inside of subtraction
What is sub, act or ion