There are this many Navajo gods.
What is 4?
Cornmeal in this creation story comes in 2 colors, it doesn't exist in this color.
What is yellow?
"The corn dipped, leaving the CEO and y/n on top once more."
What is "...the ears of corn had disappeared, a man and a woman lay there in their stead."

What is corn?
This guy was in the the most PEAK movie of 1985 where he goes on a adventure to find his red bike
Who is Pee-Wee Herman.
On the morning of this day, the people washed the people washed themselves well.
What is the twelfth day?
The Navajo gods came in white, black, yellow, and this color. Also the name of a unique group.
What is blue?
"The 4 Big G's told the CEO and y/n to enter their married era." -ts so corny fr
"...The gods said to them: 'live together now as husband and wife.'"
This is the flayed skin of a beautiful creature, it was also used twice in the ritual.
What is buckskin?
They're your backyard friends! If you don't know them, you're uncultured.
Who are The Backyardigans.
What is a buckskin, I don't know, but there were this many of them.
What is 2?
The wicked witch was not from here, so the white wind was safe to blow there.
What is East?
8 folk valley baddies walked around the flayed animal skin quadruple times.
"...8 Mirage People came and walked around the objects on the ground 4 times."
Were these people real or just a sign of severe dehydration and heat? we'll never know.
Who are the Mirage People?
A popular book series that has dragon tribes.
What is Wings of Fire?
I've had some crazy "Mirage", there were this many people walking.
What is 8?
This color eagle feather is lowkey tuff.
What is yellow?
This time it literally was the wind who's gonna let you cook AND slime you out.
"It is the wind that comes out of our mouths now that gives us life. When this ceases to blow we die."
It's the symbol of the continuation of life, and also frequently blamed for suspicious moments.
What is the wind?
Located in Chernobyl and is named after an animal's body part, this solid mound of corium is extremely radioactive.
What is The Elephants Foot?

The gods repeated this chant this many times. Also a day celebrated with a Star Wars pun.
What is 4?
These 2 colors were the wind, corn, and cornmeal. As well as 2 of the gods.
What is yellow and white.
The gods were high-key lazy and ordered the Mafia CEO and y/n to construct a house for their unfortunate situation ship:

"The gods directed the people to build an enclosure of brushwood for the pair."
Imagine how weird it'd be to lift up buckskin and find these 2 mammals hiding underneath.
What are humans?
The best basketball player. (I know nothing about basketball, chill twins)
Who is Lebron James?