Extra Help
Between early reels and a blooming social life, I forgot to start the homework due at 8:30am. This is the first person I should talk to.
What is your teacher?
This new wonder technology that can do anything except basic math was recently added to the student handbook code of ethics.
What is A.I.?
I suddenly have an extreme case of toot-itis after too many bean-based meals and have to excuse myself to the restroom. I should have my parents contact attendance. (Yes/No?)
What is no, unless it's really bad. Like really, really bad.
I forgot my email password, well not forgot, just forgot to type it in and check my email. Who should I ask for help?
Who is yourself and, barring that, your teacher?
The much beloved symbol of The New School that exists in our minds, hearts, and logos but not on the ground.
What is the bell tower?
I cannot find Mrs. Jordan to discuss brave, french, medieval women. I should schedule an extra-help later that day with her to yap.
What is no?
I'm curious if it is school appropriate to wear only a t-shirt and nothing else for my costume on Lief Erikson Day. This is the place I can check.
What is the student handbook?
The highway went and got all clogged up again, we should really get a train. I will probably miss my 1st period class but my parents have call attendance. Will I be counted absent?
Who is Mr. Jon?
The secret of the 4th floor.
What is an endless stream of birds that enter the building one at a time?
I have started working on my homework due the next day for Mr. Kyle. I realize that I fundamentally do not understand what a triangle is. The first person I should talk to when I get to school is...
Who is Mr. Kyle?
I have a lot of questions about what it means to be a student-Cougar in-training. I want to consult the handbook but where to find it.
What is Blackbaud-Resources?
I forgot that community time starts right after lunch and got lost in thought looking at all the clouds. Will I be counted tardy during assembly?
What is yes?
The person who should be asked to help if you have a tech problem.
Who is your teacher?
What are lean cuisine microwave meals?
The person in charge of all things extra helpful.
Who is Mrs. Carlee?
I've forgotten everything about my day-to-day schedule for when to be at school and when I have to leave. What section could I check that?
What is Daily Life at School?
I forgot that I had an appointment to fix my health concern and I am set to be checked out at 2:30pm. Should I just leave, tell my teacher, or have my parents contact attendance?
I just keep hitting print but nothing comes out of the printer, my first step should be...
You might hear this mascot growl or see a jump depending on what student is currently channeling their spirit.
Who is Newton?
I have decided that regular help is enough and no longer need to go to an extra-help scheduled. The two people I should let know that are...
Who are Mrs. Carlee and my teacher?
My extreme case of toot-itis has returned the morning before school starts. I'm concerned if I meet the criteria for having to stay home sick. What section can I check of the student handbook?
What is The School Nurse and Illness at School?
The clock says 8:35 am but I still need to check my Reels before getting into 1st period and putting my phone off and away. Am I tardy or absent?
What is tardy?
I am concerned I may be missing a major part of communicating effectively outside of regular class hours. I remember that there are two places I should look first and they are...
What is Blackbaud and my email?
This colorful YES term set the bar for understated, existential questions.
What is The Color Blue?