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You have one quick homework question for your proctor and decide to stop by her room at 11PM before going to bed. You knock on her slightly ajar door but no answer. Peeping in, you see her sword-fighting with a fire-breathing dragon with three heads. You have your math textbook, your Houghton Panther water bottle, and your umbrella in your hands. What do you do?
A) Barge through the door and heroically umbrella-fight the monster with your awesome proctor.
B) Call Mrs. Wright and walk away.
C) Knock on the door, politely tell your proctor it's quiet hours, and then ask for help for your homework. What, your proctor is busy? What a jerk.
D) Get into the room and cheer the monster on. If he eats your proctor, there will be no more dorm meetings. Whoot!
E) Douse the monster with water from your bottle and save the day. Well, that was obvious.
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