Humans
Penelope
Odysseus's wife
Polyphemus
The cyclops
Hermes
The messenger god
Oh man, I hope he didn't need eye drops, this son of Poseidon was...
a cyclops
Anticlea
Killed herself out of sadness
Nohbdy
A name Odysseus uses to trick the cyclops
The Sirens
Sea monsters that lure sailors in with their songs
Zeus
God of gods and the sky
Next, the land of the lotus eaters, where ...blank... jams will blow you're speakers
Bob Marley
Argos
Old age and mistreatment
Anticlea
Odysseus's mother
Argos
Odysseus's dog
Poseidon
God of the sea
It's been 10 years since the fall of ...blank... and I still haven't seen my wife or my boy
Troy
Elpenor
Fell and broke his neck
Eumaeus
The Swineherd
Charybdis
A whirlpool sea monster
Athena
Goddess of war
With the help of the gods, especially ...blank... I finally get my feet back to Greece
Athena
Antinous
Shot by Odysseus
Alcinous
The Phaeacian king
The Laestrygonians
An island of cannibals that throw rocks at Odysseus's ship
Helios
God of the sun
Now that I'm back home(err ...) that's gotta be the final chapter of my Odyssey, I'm back...
Home, oh take home, after all that I've been through, I'm coming back to see you
Eurylochus
Killed in a storm for eating Helios's cattle