Misquotes
According to Michael Scott according to Wayne Gretzky, you miss this many of the shots you don't take
What is 100%
This cast member originally auditioned for the role of Michael
Who is Rainn Wilson (Dwight)
Dwight's primary title at Dunder Mifflin
What is the Assistant to the Regional Manager
What does Michael burn his foot on?
In season 4, Michael organizes a charity fun run to spread awareness about this disease
What is Rabies
Oh how the ...
What is Turntables
At Phyllis' wedding, Jim uses these to make Dwight salivate
What are Altoids?
Dwight has to be evacuated out of a work conference event because of this
Appendicitis
On his first day at the Stamford branch, Jim places this item belonging to Andy in Jello
What is a Calculator
Michael promises this to Scott's Tots
In the Dinner Party episode, after drinking wine Michael says "mmm sort of an oaky ..."
On this day Kelly and Ryan went on their first date
When is February 13th
What game is a popular past time of the Stamford branch?
What is Call of Duty
In an homage to Pavlov's famous experiment, Jim trains Dwight to want a mint upon this trigger
This is the name of the action film written and directed by Michael Scott
What is Threat Level Midnight
At the ice rink, Michael is expressing concern to Pam about breast cancer, suggesting "Next time you're in the shower you should check yourself out. Give yourself an exam, those things are like ..."
What are Ticking time bags
Michael's middle name
The company that bought Dunder Mifflin
What is Sabre
In season 7, Stanley drinks this out of Jim's cup without noticing it's not his coffee
What is Orange juice?
The employees of the Michael Scott Paper Company
Who are Michael, Pam, and Ryan
While giving his Best Man speech, Michael begins with "Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as..."
What is The fusing of two metals
These Office characters were also writers for the show
Who are BJ Novak, Mindy Kaling, Paul Lieberstein, Michael Schur
In the Golden Ticket episode, this company ends up winning the majority of Golden Tickets
What is Blue Cross of Pennsylvania
In Dwight's perfect crime, where does he stash the chandelier?
What is Berlin?
Michael's new occupation / title after moving to Boulder, CO
What is Director of Paper Distribution in the Department of Natural Resources