Quotes of the Office
Songs of The Office
That's What She Said
Cold Opens
Dinner Party
100

"I'm not super this, but I am a little this," says Michael Scott

What is stitious

100

During Jim and Pam's (publicly attended) wedding ceremony, this song plays as her colleagues dance down the aisle

Forever By Chris Brown

100

"Don't. Don't you dare." Michael says to this character after he says "that's what she said" to Michael.

Who is Dwight?

100

Dwight helps Michael prepare for an upcoming birth using this fruit that falls to the ground breaking into pieces

What is a watermelon

100

What was the cost Michael paid for his plasma screen tv?

$200

200

"I wonder what people like about me. Probably my this" Phyllis Lapin-Vance

What is "my jugs"

200

In 'The Merger', Michael and Andy sing this classic 90s song when the CD player does not work. 

What is 'What Is Love'

200

"That's What She Said!" Shouts Michael as Dwight eats this food

What are grapes

200

During the infamous cold open to "Stress Relief", Angela tosses this animal into the ceiling in a last-ditch attempt to save its life.

Bonus 500: What was the name of the animal?

What is her cat?

Who is Bandit?

200

Jim makes up an excuse to leave the party. Pam provides Jim a reason to stay. What is the reason?

What is "You can buy new things, you can't buy a new party"
300

“How is it possible that in five years, I’ve had two engagements and only one this” — Pam Beesley

What is a chair?

300

After Carol breaks up with Michael, he repeatedly plays a short clip of a song by this popular 2000s artist.

Who Is James Blunt?

300

Michael is particularly proud of this character when he says That's What She Said in response to: "I never know, I just say it, to sort of lighten the tension when things get hard." 

Who is Jim?

300

"Every day for _____ years I have brought pepper spray into the office, and every day for ______ years people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?"

What is eight?
300

This was the name of Hunter's album which Jan repeatedly plays at the Dinner party

The Hunted

400

Michael Scott loves these, and would love to be a part of one someday

What are Inside Jokes?

400

In Episode 1 The Pilot, Dwight Schrute sings this song while unpacking his desk, loudly emphasizing the drums

What Is Little Drummer Boy?

400

Michael exclaims urgently "No! No! I need _____________. That's what she said! No time! But she did. No time! Guys!" 

What is two men on this

400

This actor played "Asian Jim", telling Dwight he has worked with him for 12 years, even getting a kiss from Pam to prove he really was Jim.

Who is Randall Park

400

Near the climax of the episode, Michael hangs a neon sign up above the dinner table. What is the wording of the sign?

St. Pauli Girl

500

Pam Beesley is convinced even this group would like her if they got to know her

Who is Al Qaeda?

500

Kevin's Band 'Scrantonicity' is playing this song in their audition video for Pam's Wedding

What Is 'Don't Stand So Close To Me'
500

In The Convention, Michael just looks at the camera and doesn't even need to say That's What She Said after Jan frustratedly tells michael this line __________

What is "Michael, I can't stay on top of you 24/7"

500

In the Parkour cold open, Jim narrates that Parkour was the internet sensation of what year?

What is 2004?

500

After Jan threw a dundie at his plasma screen tv, Michael invites the officers to do this.

What is "Charge him"

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