It's Your Birthday
Kelly thinks she looks hot eating this
What is a cupcake?
When attempting to purchase something in the vending machine, one of Kevin's coins turns out to be this
What is a button?
This character threatens to leave, causing Michael to become upset
Who is Stanley?
This is not a joke, Jim
What is identity theft?
Kevin impersonates this actor when DeAngelo Vickers comes to the office
Who is Ashton Kutcher?
This person shares a birthday with another office member, but didn't want to tell anyone so as to get Michael excited
Who is Ryan?
When Jan puts Michael into debt, he tells Oscar to relay to Jan that because of his this, it isn't far worse
What is financial maneuvering?
One of the disturbances to the Finer Things Club involved the microwave when this food was being made
What is popcorn?
Kelly thinks she looks hot eating this
What is a cupcake?
Michael's train horn behind his desk says this
What is "All aboard for sales"?
Michael scheduled this person's birthday party for Friday at 4:58
Who is Toby?
Jim's outfit impersonating Dwight costs this much
What is $11?
These three people disturb the Finer Things Club Meeting (not Jim, he is invited)
Who are Andy, Kevin, and Phyllis?
Finish the quote: "You don't even know what stupid is..."
What is "It's about to get all stupid up in here?"
Jim's team name at Beach Day
What is Team Voldemort?
The kind of dessert Creed wants for his birthday
What is peach cobbler?
Kevin can only do math when this is involved
What are pies?
When looking to replace the departing employee, Michael writes this on the "Wanted" ad, describing the employee
What is "a sassy, middle-aged, black man?"
Toby asks Gabe this question when inquiring about his feelings of Erin
What is "Do you even know her last name?"
When Jan returns in Season 9, she now works here
What are the Scranton White Pages?
Michael needs to give the troops a boost, so he moves this person's birthday party to be a month early
Who is Meredith?
The cost (within $2) of the Pizza by Alfredo
What is $63.50?
Andy said that this club was his "safety" when discussing his desire to be in some of the office's exclusive clubs
What is Kevin's band?
This is Michael's philosophy on business verbatim (text me your answer closest one gets 500)
What is "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."?
Michael's New Year's Resolution
What is to floss?