In What Season...
Quotes & Such
MICHAEL!
Accounting
Misc.
100

In what season does Michael burn his foot on a George Foreman grill?

Season 2

100

Before the Fun Run, what does Michael say when eating his Alfredo?

Time to carbo load.

100

Why doesn't Michael let Toby have a donut?

Toby forgot it was Michael's birthday
100

When planing her wedding to Andy, what song does Angela want to be played for her first dance?

Little Drummer Boy

100

How much older is Phyllis than Michael?

They're the same age

200

In what season is Jim and Pam's wedding?

Season 6

200

What does Kelly say to Oscar after discovering that he is gay?

"It is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you."

200

When Pam arrives at Michael's house to begin work at the Michael Scott Paper Company, what food does he offer her?

French Toast

200

Why does Kevin attend Angela's Christmas party and not Pam and Karen's?

For Angela's double fudge brownies

200

Which Scranton pizza place is better?

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe

300

In what season does Michael drive his car into a lake?

Season 4

300

How does Jim sign the letter that he faxed to Dwight at 8am?

Cordially, Future Dwight

300

Where did Prison Mike learn everything he knows about prison?

Internet and prison. 50/50 

300

How does Kevin react to Dwight's "fire drill"?

He breaks into the vending machine and hoards the snacks

300

How often does "beer me" get a laugh?

Like a quarter of the time

400

In what season does Michael eat mayonaise with black olives in the break room?

Season 6

400

Who says it, and fill in the blank: 

Every little boy dreams about his fairytale ____." 

Andy, wedding

400

What does Michael yell as Dwight thows the watermelon off the roof and onto the trampoline below?

BINGOOOOO

400

When Oscar returns from his "gaycation", what does Angela offer him?

A spot on the Party Planning Committee

400

What food does Dwight offer Gabe upon arriving to Scranton?

A Scranton hotdog from Scranton

500

In what season do we first hear of Michael's movie Threat Level Midnight?

Bonus: who discovered the script and how?

Season 2

500

Fill in the blanks:  "maybe there's some sort of animal that we could make a sacrifice to... with the body of a _____ and with the head of a sea lion. Or something with the body of an egret... with the head of a _____. or the head of a monkey with the antlers of a reindeer, with the body of a... _______."

body of a walrus, head of a meerkat, body of a porcupine.

500

As a going away gift, what did Michael make/do for Pam when she left for art school?

He wrote her a goodbye poem

500

In Performance Review, who does Michael quickly dismiss saying "You were totally satisfactory this year"?

Angela

500

What is the name of Stanley's daughter, and what grade is she in?

Melissa, 8th grade

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