Raisins
A Llama named Bob
The Almighty Wombat
Cammil
Alpacas
100
What are raisins?
The root of all evil
100
What makes A Llama Named Bob so important?
He is the Divine Raisin Slayer (DR. S), as well as the last mortal descendant of the Almighty Wombat.
100
What is the Wombat?
The Wombat is a divine being who watches over the universe, seeking the destruction of the sinister raisins.
100
Who is Cammil?
Cammil is the Great Camel Lord
100
Why are alpacas important?
They hold the key to the ancient Formula of Awesome Sauce
200
Why does it take so long to build an atomic bomb?
Because you need to grow a giant raisin for the center.
200
Why is he named A Llama named Bob?
Every DR. S is called A Llama named Bob.
200
How old is the Wombat?
As old as time itself
200
Why is Cammil so important?
He is the Protector of the Divine Raisin Slayer (POD RS)
200
What magical powers to they possess?
The power to change raisins back into grapes
300
What makes raisins evil?
They lose their souls after they die (sorta like vampires)
300
How did he become DR. S?
He inherited the job from his father, A Llama Named Bob DCCCXC (890th)
300
What do the Wombat believers call themselves?
The Enlightened Ones
300
Why is he the POD RS?
Because he has prophetic visions.
300
What is the name of the oath all alpacas must take to become initiates in the Order of the Alpaca?
The Pledge of the Alpaca
400
How are raisins different from grapes?
Grapes are alive. Raisins are undead.
400
Why does he always wear his hat?
His hat holds magical Raisin-Slaying powers.
400
Who is the leader of the Enlightened Ones?
Francis Cumbercue, Lord of the Wombats
400
Why does he always wear his scarf?
It has magical powers of protection
400
What effect do alpaca have on raisins?
Raisins will not be within a yard of an alpaca
500
What is another name for raisin?
Vampire Grape or Zombie Grape
500
What is his full name?
Asparouh Lysander Lennox Azi Mogens Amistad Nieodemus Arnaud Minas Ephraim Driscoll Berowne Orran Burnaby DCCCXCI (891st)
500
The Wombat ascended to a higher level of being, moving to an undiscovered dimension where only the Enlightened Ones can contact it. What is the name of this great ascension?
The Miracle of the Wombat
500
How does he protect the DR. S?
With his Powers of Pure Awesomeness, given to him by the Almighty Wombat before the Miracle of the Wombat
500
Where did the Order of the Alpaca come from?
They are the last branch of the Order of the Wombat to still survive.
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