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Monica explains that dietary iron is important and that cooking with cast iron can increase the iron content of food. What does one student threaten to report to her parents regarding Monica's advice?
During a calculation, Monica mysteriously turns 73.5 into 7.35. When a student asks how she did it, what is her explanation?
How? Because I wrote it wrong.
No rules! lalalala I can't hear you!
Civil engineering
After a student earned 100% on a quiz, Monica drew a guitar on their paper and wrote a message celebrating their achievement. What did she write?
"Guitar solo for you"
During a lesson about concentration, Monica introduces ppm. A student asks, "Who's that?" and Monica responds, "Who's that? It's a man named Parts Per Million." What does another student announce?
"That's my boyfriend!"
A group of students is conducting an experiment to determine which substances conduct electricity. They conclude that every sample does not conduct electricity. What crucial piece of equipment have they forgotten?
The lightbulb
What television show did Monica watch with her class to conclude her Grade 9 digestive system unit?
The Magic School Bus (For Lunch)
How many students are in Monica's smallest science class?
4
Monica's CT explains that nobody can complain about having too much work by using Monica's internship, classes, and part-time job as an example. What unintended consequence does this have on Monica's classroom life?
The news that Monica works at Sephora spreads among students, and she has to find increasingly obvious ways of redirecting the questions
Buy concert tickets.
While discussing electrolytes, Monica asks students what they think is in Gatorade. What unexpected specific ingredient was offered?
Red dye 40
A student named Tyler tells Monica he's tired. How does Monica respond?
"Don't you mean Tyler-ed?"
After discovering that Monica's initials correspond to an element symbol on the periodic table, some students give her what new nickname?
Moscovium (Mc), element 115
A student comes into the class just as Monica's CT steps out and asks Monica, "DID I FAIL THE TEST?" What role does Monica suddenly find herself playing?
Impromptu motivational speaker. She reassures the student that she belongs in the class, that her teachers believe in her, and they will help her improve.
A student has organized a class event on Google Calendar for October 23 and extends the invite to Monica. What does the student accuse Monica of the following day?
ARE YOU SKIPPING OUR MOLE DAY PARTY?
Despite having just discussed pendulums and falling objects, what did Monica's sister respond to the question, "Can energy be stored?"
"Ya! Someone said it in school once! It's part of hibernation!"
During a nomenclature lesson, a student asked what would happen if they forgot to change the ending of the second element to "ide". Which authority did Monica threaten to report them to?
The Nomenclature Law Board (NLB)!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!
While teaching the digestive system, Monica revealed that she has an unusual condition. What can Monica not do?
Burp
Monica is marking a test when she notices that a student has drawn their electrons as nearly invisible, microscopic dots. What feedback does Monica leave on their test?
"Please draw your electrons bigger in your diagram - they do not need to be to scale!"
A student gossips to Monica about two classmates who are dating and practically inseparable. To explain their relationship, what chemistry analogy does she use?
A polyatomic ion - "you never see one without the other!"
When Monica's students won't stop talking and the lesson is falling behind, she threatens them with what specific academic consequence?
Put all the unfinished material on their test, whether they learn it or not
Monica includes a scientific cat in every Google Classroom announcement. How did Monica caption these 3 cats?
Reveal on canva
A student quietly asks for a stapler. Monica suggests licking the papers to stick them together instead. When the entire class turns to stare at her in disbelief, how does Monica respond?
She looks around equally horrified and asks, "WHO SAID THAT??"
Monica's students complain about having to memorize the conventional order in which nonmetals are written in covalent compound formulas. Monica compared it to the natural order of adjectives in English. What very specific object did she use as an example?
A horrifying huge old pink inflatable flamingo
(as opposed to an inflatable old huge pink horrifying flamingo)